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*\u00a0Phyllis Diller<\/strong>\u00a0(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012)
\n<\/em>– “Perguntei ao gar\u00e7om: ‘Este leite \u00e9 fresco?’ Ele disse: ‘Senhora, tr\u00eas horas atr\u00e1s era grama.'”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Fran Lebowitz<\/strong>(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 New Jersey, 27\/10\/1950)
\n<\/em>– “A natureza, em geral, \u00e9 encontrada ao ar livre, em um local onde n\u00e3o temos como reclamar que nunca h\u00e1 cadeiras confort\u00e1veis \u200b\u200bo suficiente”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013\u00a0Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, NY, 24\/2\/1998<\/em>)
\n– “<\/i>Conhe\u00e7o um homem que n\u00e3o paga a taxa de coleta de lixo. Como ele se livra do lixo? Ele o embrulha para presente e o coloca em um carro destrancado”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Joan Rivers<\/strong>\u00a0(Joan Alexandra Molinsky \u2013 Nova York, 8\/6\/1933 \u2013 4\/9\/2014)
\n<\/em>– “Eu fiz tantas cirurgias pl\u00e1sticas que quando eu morrer v\u00e3o doar meu corpo para a Tupperware”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0<\/i>Garry Shandling<\/strong>\u00a0(Garry Emmanuel Shandling \u2013 Chicago, 29\/11\/1949 \u2013 Los Angeles, 24\/3\/2016<\/em>)
\n<\/i>– “Eu sou muito leal em um relacionamento. Qualquer relacionamento. Quando saio com minha m\u00e3e, n\u00e3o olho para outras m\u00e3es e nem fico pensando em como ser\u00e1 o gosto do macarr\u00e3o com queijo dela”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Hermes Rivera – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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*\u00a0Phyllis Diller\u00a0(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012) – “Perguntei ao gar\u00e7om: ‘Este leite \u00e9 fresco?’ Ele disse: ‘Senhora, tr\u00eas horas atr\u00e1s era grama.’” *\u00a0Fran Lebowitz(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 New Jersey, 27\/10\/1950) – “A natureza, em geral, \u00e9 encontrada ao ar livre, em um local onde n\u00e3o temos como reclamar 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