{"id":22773,"date":"2022-03-30T17:24:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-30T20:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22773"},"modified":"2022-03-30T17:24:55","modified_gmt":"2022-03-30T20:24:55","slug":"duas-boas-da-sabedoria-rabinica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/duas-boas-da-sabedoria-rabinica\/","title":{"rendered":"Duas Boas da Sabedoria Rab\u00ednica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Neg\u00f3cios &amp; Religi\u00e3o<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Em uma congrega\u00e7\u00e3o judaica, um homem perguntou ao seu Rabino:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cRabino, voc\u00ea \u00e9 um homem de D-us. Ent\u00e3o, por que voc\u00ea est\u00e1 sempre falando de neg\u00f3cios, enquanto eu, um homem de neg\u00f3cios, estou sempre falando sobre assuntos espirituais, quando n\u00e3o estou no trabalho?\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em>O Rabino meditou por alguns segundos e disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cVoc\u00ea descobriu um dos mais bem fundamentados princ\u00edpios da natureza humana\u201d.<br \/>\n<\/em>Curioso, o homem perguntou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013\u00a0\u201cE que princ\u00edpio \u00e9 esse, Rabino?\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em>E o religioso respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cAs pessoas gostam de discutir coisas sobre as quais n\u00e3o sabem nada\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A Posse do Terreno no Cemit\u00e9rio<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Dois judeus disputavam a posse de um terreno no cemit\u00e9rio da aldeia, cada um dizendo que havia comprado o espa\u00e7o antes do outro.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Como a discuss\u00e3o n\u00e3o tinha fim, foram consultar o Rabino.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ap\u00f3s ouvir o que ambos tinham a dizer, ele decidiu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cOs dois tem bons argumentos, ent\u00e3o vamos fazer assim: o que tiver mais pressa e decidir morrer antes, tem direito a usar o terreno\u201d.<br \/>\n<\/em>A discuss\u00e3o acabou ali mesmo.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22774\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/duas-boas-da-sabedoria-rabinica\/cemiterio-10\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?fit=1280%2C960&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CEMIT\u00c9RIO\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22774\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/CEMITERIO.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/pt\/photos\/l%c3%a1pides-cemit%c3%a9rio-judaico-worms-250305\/\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Erge &#8211; Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neg\u00f3cios &amp; Religi\u00e3o Em uma congrega\u00e7\u00e3o judaica, um homem perguntou ao seu Rabino: \u2013 \u201cRabino, voc\u00ea \u00e9 um homem de D-us. Ent\u00e3o, por que voc\u00ea est\u00e1 sempre falando de neg\u00f3cios, enquanto eu, um homem de neg\u00f3cios, estou sempre falando sobre assuntos espirituais, quando n\u00e3o estou no trabalho?\u201d O Rabino meditou por alguns segundos e disse: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22774,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Duas Boas da Sabedoria Rab\u00ednica | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/duas-boas-da-sabedoria-rabinica\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Duas Boas da Sabedoria Rab\u00ednica | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Neg\u00f3cios &amp; Religi\u00e3o Em uma congrega\u00e7\u00e3o judaica, um homem perguntou ao seu Rabino: \u2013 \u201cRabino, voc\u00ea \u00e9 um homem de D-us. 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