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* Yakov Smirnoff<\/b>\u00a0(Yakov Naumovich Pokhis \u2013 Odessa, 24\/1\/1951)
\n<\/em>– “Muitas pessoas ficam surpresas ao saber que existem comediantes na R\u00fassia, mas eles existem. Eles est\u00e3o mortos, mas existem”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Jerry Seinfeld<\/strong>\u00a0(Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954)
\n<\/em>– “Algumas vezes a estrada menos usada \u00e9 menos usada por alguma raz\u00e3o”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Woody Allen<\/strong>\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Eu acho que o crime compensa. Voc\u00ea passa bons momentos, conhece muitas pessoas interessantes e viaja bastante”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Jackie Mason<\/strong>\u00a0(Yacov Moshe Hakoen Maza \u2013 Sheboygan (WI), 9\/6\/1931 \u2013 Nova York, 24\/7\/2021<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Eu falo comigo mesmo porque gosto de lidar com uma classe melhor de pessoas”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Mel Brooks<\/strong>\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York, 28\/6\/1926<\/i>)<\/span>
\n– “Eu estive em Kashmir no \u00faltimo final de semana. Fui visitar uma de minhas blusas”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Eles est\u00e3o mortos, mas existem”. *\u00a0Jerry Seinfeld\u00a0(Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954) – “Algumas vezes a estrada menos usada \u00e9 menos usada por alguma raz\u00e3o”. *\u00a0Woody Allen\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22794,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nFrases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (66) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-66\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (66) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"* Yakov Smirnoff\u00a0(Yakov Naumovich Pokhis \u2013 Odessa, 24\/1\/1951) – “Muitas pessoas ficam surpresas ao saber que existem comediantes na R\u00fassia, mas eles existem. 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