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*\u00a0Andy Samberg<\/strong>\u00a0(Andrew David Samberg \u2013 Berkeley, 18\/8\/1978)
\n<\/em>– “Ter um filho \u00e9 \u00f3timo… Desde que os olhos dele estejam fechados e ele n\u00e3o esteja se movendo ou falando”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Artie Lange<\/strong> (Arthur Steven\u00a0Lange – Livingston, New Jersey, 11\/10\/1967)
\n– “<\/em>Eu nunca nadei, e por isso nunca fiquei mais de meia-hora sem comer”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Amy Schumer<\/strong> (Amy Beth Schumer – New York, 1\/6\/1981<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “N\u00f3s tivemos que nos separar porque quer\u00edamos coisas diferentes; ele, por exemplo, queria filhos, e eu queria que ele me ouvisse”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Buddy Hackett<\/strong> (Leonard Hacker – Brooklyn, New York, 31\/8\/1924 – Malibu, Calif\u00f3rnia, 30\/6\/2003<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Minha esposa me disse: “quero ser cremada”. Eu respondi: “Que tal ter\u00e7a-feira?”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Dov Davidoff <\/strong>(Englishtown, New Jersey, 22\/9\/1973<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Acho que voc\u00ea tem muito a oferecer – n\u00e3o necessariamente como pessoa, mas como doador de \u00f3rg\u00e3os”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Mart Production – Pexels<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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*\u00a0Andy Samberg\u00a0(Andrew David Samberg \u2013 Berkeley, 18\/8\/1978) – “Ter um filho \u00e9 \u00f3timo… Desde que os olhos dele estejam fechados e ele n\u00e3o esteja se movendo ou falando”. * Artie Lange (Arthur Steven\u00a0Lange – Livingston, New Jersey, 11\/10\/1967) – “Eu nunca nadei, e por isso nunca fiquei mais de meia-hora sem comer”. * Amy Schumer 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