{"id":22846,"date":"2022-05-09T18:30:50","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T21:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22846"},"modified":"2022-05-09T18:31:36","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T21:31:36","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-69\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (69)"},"content":{"rendered":"

* <\/i><\/span>Joey Bishop <\/b><\/span><\/strong>(Joseph Abraham Gottlieb \u2013 New York, 3\/2\/1918 \u2013 Newport Beach, 17\/10\/2007)<\/i><\/span><\/em> <\/span>
\n– \u201cMeu m\u00e9dico \u00e9 maravilhoso. Uma vez, em 1955, quando eu n\u00e3o podia pagar uma opera\u00e7\u00e3o, ele retocou <\/span>m<\/span>inha <\/span>Radiografia\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/em> Red Button<\/strong>s<\/strong> (Aaron Chwatt \u2013 New York, 5\/2\/1919 \u2013 Century City, California, 13\/7\/2006)<\/em>
\n– \u201cQuando me perguntam se o Dean Martin bebe, eu digo que se o Dr\u00e1cula morder o pesco\u00e7o dele, vai tomar um Bloody Mary\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* <\/span>Totie Fields<\/strong> (Sophie Feldman \u2013 Hartford, Connecticut, <\/span>7\/<\/span>5\/<\/span>1930 \u2013 <\/span>Las Vegas, <\/span>2\/8\/1978)<\/em>
\n– \u201c<\/span>E<\/span>u me exercito diariamente para manter minha apar\u00eancia. <\/span>Fico <\/span>batendo minha m\u00e3o contra a parte <\/span>de baixo <\/span>do meu queixo. Funciona muito bem. Eu tenho os dedos mais finos da cidade\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* <\/span>Dov Davidoff <\/span><\/strong>(<\/span>Englishtown, New Jersey, 22\/9\/1973<\/span><\/em>)<\/span> <\/span>
\n– \u201cEu passo tanto tempo sozinho que quando enxergo minha sombra parece que estou no meio de uma multid\u00e3o\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* <\/span>P<\/span>hyllis Diller <\/span><\/strong>(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012)
\n<\/span><\/em>\u2013 \u201cLimpar tua casa enquanto <\/span><\/span>t<\/span><\/span>eus filhos ainda est\u00e3o crescendo \u00e9 como limpar a cal\u00e7ada antes de parar de nevar<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: \u00a0LinedPhoto – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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