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*\u00a0Adam Sandler<\/strong>\u00a0(Adam Richard Sandler\u00a0(Brooklyn \u2013 Nova York,\u00a09\/9\/1966)
\n<\/em>– \u201cA qu\u00edmica pode ser uma coisa boa ou ruim. A qu\u00edmica \u00e9 boa quando voc\u00ea faz amor com ela. A qu\u00edmica \u00e9 ruim quando voc\u00ea faz crack com ela\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Lenny Bruce<\/b><\/em>\u00a0(Leonard Alfred Schneider \u2013\u00a0Nova York, 13\/10\/1925 \u2013 Los Angeles, 3\/8\/1966)
\n<\/em>–\u00a0\u201cSe voc\u00ea mora em Nova York, mesmo sendo cat\u00f3lico, voc\u00ea \u00e9 judeu\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Morth Sahl\u00a0<\/b>(Morton Lyon Sahl \u2013 Montreal, Canad\u00e1, 11\/5\/1927 \u2013 Mill Valley, California, 26\/10\/2021<\/em>)<\/span>
\n–\u00a0\u201cA maioria das pessoas que passaram da idade universit\u00e1ria n\u00e3o s\u00e3o ateus. \u00c9 muito dif\u00edcil viver na sociedade, para come\u00e7ar, porque voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tem nenhum feriado, e se voc\u00ea for agn\u00f3stico, n\u00e3o sabe se os respeita ou n\u00e3o\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Sam Levenson<\/strong>\u00a0(Samuel Levenson \u2013 Nova York, 28\/12\/1911 \u2013 Neponsit (NY), 27\/8\/1980<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– ”\u00a0A insanidade \u00e9 heredit\u00e1ria; voc\u00ea a recebe de seus filhos”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Joe E. Lewis<\/strong>\u00a0(<\/em>Joseph Klewan \u2013 12\/1\/1902, Nova York \u2013 4\/6\/1971, Nova York)
\n<\/em><\/span>–\u00a0Mostre-me um homem que chega em casa \u00e0 noite, \u00e9 recebido com um sorriso, encorajado a tirar os sapatos, tem travesseiros arrumados no ch\u00e3o e lhe \u00e9 servida uma refei\u00e7\u00e3o deliciosa, e eu lhe mostrarei um homem que vive em um restaurante japon\u00eas”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0<\/strong> <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Mikhail Nilov – Pexels\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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