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*\u00a0Wendy Liebman<\/strong>\u00a0(Manhasset, New York, 27\/2\/1961<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Minha m\u00e3e \u00e9 ventr\u00edloqua, mas n\u00e3o profissionalmente. Por dez anos eu pensei que o cachorro estava me dizendo para matar meu pai. Acabei pedindo para meu irm\u00e3o fazer isso”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Jerry Seinfeld<\/strong>\u00a0(Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954)
\n<\/em>– ” Meus pais n\u00e3o queriam mudar para a Fl\u00f3rida, mas eles fizeram 60 anos e essa \u00e9 a lei”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Phyllis Diller\u00a0<\/strong>(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012)
\n– <\/em>“Eu quero que meus filhos tenham todas as coisas que eu n\u00e3o pude ter. E depois quero que eles se mudem com tudo”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Sophie Tucker<\/strong>\u00a0(Sonya Kalish \u2013 Tulchyn, Russia \u2013 13\/1\/1887 \u2013 Nova York, 9\/2\/1966<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Eu j\u00e1 fui rica e j\u00e1 fui pobre. Rica \u00e9 melhor”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)
\n<\/em>– “Ela tinha um liquidificador el\u00e9trico, uma torradeira el\u00e9trica, uma m\u00e1quina de fazer p\u00e3o el\u00e9trica e reclamou: ‘h\u00e1 muitos aparelhos e nenhum lugar para sentar’! Ent\u00e3o o que eu fiz? Comprei uma cadeira el\u00e9trica para ela”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta da Cultura Judaica? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor da Cultura e do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: PublicDomainPictures – Pixabay\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Acabei pedindo para meu irm\u00e3o fazer isso”. *\u00a0Jerry Seinfeld\u00a0(Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954) – ” Meus pais n\u00e3o queriam mudar para a Fl\u00f3rida, mas eles […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22885,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nFrases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (72) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-72\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (72) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"*\u00a0Wendy Liebman\u00a0(Manhasset, New York, 27\/2\/1961) – “Minha m\u00e3e \u00e9 ventr\u00edloqua, mas n\u00e3o profissionalmente. 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