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Numa dessas viagens sentou ao seu lado um homem c\u00e9tico. Quando ele a viu puxar o Sidur, deu uma risadinha e um sorriso malicioso e se concentrou em sua pr\u00f3pria leitura, mas depois de algum tempo virou-se para ela e perguntou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Voc\u00ea realmente n\u00e3o acredita em todas essas coisas a\u00ed, n\u00e9?&#8221; <\/em><br \/>\nRachel respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Claro que acredito!&#8221; <\/em><br \/>\nE ele disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;E o que voc\u00ea me diz daquele cara que foi engolido por uma baleia?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Voc\u00ea se refere a Jonas&#8230; Sim, \u00e9 uma hist\u00f3ria maravilhosa&#8221; <\/em>&#8211; ela concordou.<br \/>\nE o companheiro de viagem insistiu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Como voc\u00ea acha que ele sobreviveu todo aquele tempo dentro da baleia?&#8221; <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Bem, eu realmente n\u00e3o sei. Acho que quando eu chegar ao c\u00e9u, vou perguntar isso a ele&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>&#8211; Rachel respondeu com firmeza.<br \/>\nPensando em encerrar a conversa, o homem perguntou sarcasticamente:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;E se ele n\u00e3o estiver no c\u00e9u e sim no inferno?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nA\u00ed Rachel liquidou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ent\u00e3o voc\u00ea vai poder perguntar a ele&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 14pt;\">(\u00b9) Sidur <span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">\u00e9 um livro de ora\u00e7\u00f5es judaicas.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22893\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-55\/lenha\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1707&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1707\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"LENHA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22893\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/LENHA-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Andre Taissin<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RACHEL, A VIAGEM DE AVI\u00c3O E O LIVRO DE ORA\u00c7\u00d5ES Rachel, uma mulher judia, precisava viajar com frequencia e como isso a deixava nervosa, sempre levava seu Sidur (\u00b9) para ler a &#8220;Ora\u00e7\u00e3o do Viajante&#8221;. 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