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* Samuel Goldwyn<\/strong>\u00a0(Samuel Goldfish – Vars\u00f3via, 17\/8\/1879 \u2013 Los Angeles, 31\/1\/1974<\/em>)
\n– “Um acordo verbal n\u00e3o vale o papel em que est\u00e1 escrito”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Leo Rosten<\/strong> (Leo<\/em>\u00a0Calvin\u00a0Rosten – L\u00f3dz, Pol\u00f4nia, <\/em>11\/4\/1908 – Nova York, 19\/2\/1997)
\n<\/span>– “Voc\u00ea tem que pesquisar com cuidado, como um porco-espinho faz amor”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Alan King<\/strong>\u00a0(Irwin Alan Kniberg \u2013 Nova York, 26\/12\/1927 \u2013 Nova York, 9\/5\/2004)
\n<\/em>– “Liguei para meu m\u00e9dico dizendo que eu estava muito doente. A recepcionista disse: ‘Pode ser na pr\u00f3xima quarta-feira?’ Respondi: ‘Tudo bem, vou mandar o carro funer\u00e1rio me deixar ai’\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Buddy Hackett<\/strong>\u00a0(Leonard Hacker \u2013 Brooklyn, New York, 31\/8\/1924 \u2013 Malibu, Calif\u00f3rnia, 30\/6\/2003<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Quando fui jantar, minha m\u00e3e disse que tinha apenas duas coisas no card\u00e1pio: pegar ou largar”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Joe E. Lewis<\/strong>\u00a0(<\/em>Joseph Klewan \u2013 12\/1\/1902, Nova York \u2013 4\/6\/1971, Nova York)
\n<\/em><\/span>– “No hip\u00f3dromo eu sigo cavalos, e os cavalos que eu sigo seguem outros cavalos”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Alain Moreau – Unsplash\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

* Samuel Goldwyn\u00a0(Samuel Goldfish – Vars\u00f3via, 17\/8\/1879 \u2013 Los Angeles, 31\/1\/1974) – “Um acordo verbal n\u00e3o vale o papel em que est\u00e1 escrito”. * Leo Rosten (Leo\u00a0Calvin\u00a0Rosten – L\u00f3dz, Pol\u00f4nia, 11\/4\/1908 – Nova York, 19\/2\/1997) – “Voc\u00ea tem que pesquisar com cuidado, como um porco-espinho faz amor”. *\u00a0Alan King\u00a0(Irwin Alan Kniberg \u2013 Nova York, 26\/12\/1927 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