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* Leonard Cohen<\/strong> (Leonard<\/em>\u00a0Norman\u00a0Cohen – <\/em>Westmount, Canad\u00e1, 21\/9\/1934 – Los Angeles, 7\/11\/2016)<\/span>
\n– “Aja do jeito que voc\u00ea gostaria de ser e logo voc\u00ea ser\u00e1 do jeito que voc\u00ea age”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* George Burns<\/strong>\u00a0(Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996)
\n<\/em>– “O sexo \u00e9 uma das 9 raz\u00f5es pelas quais eu gostaria de reencarnar. As outras 8 s\u00e3o irrelevantes”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Rabi Nachman de Breslov <\/b>(Medzhybizh, Ucr\u00e2nia, 4\/4\/1772 – Uman, Ucr\u00e2nia, 16\/10\/1810)
\n<\/em>– “<\/b>Se amanh\u00e3 voc\u00ea n\u00e3o for uma pessoa melhor do que \u00e9 hoje, para o que voc\u00ea precisa de um amanh\u00e3?”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Gary Gulman<\/strong>\u00a0(Gary Lewis Gulman \u2013 Peabody, Massachusetts, 17\/7\/1970<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “N\u00e3o importa a \u00e9poca do ano, \u00e9 sempre engra\u00e7ado quando uma pessoa passa por mim vestida com roupas religiosas e eu digo ‘Feliz Halloween'”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Buddy Hackett<\/strong>\u00a0(Leonard Hacker \u2013 Brooklyn, New York, 31\/8\/1924 \u2013 Malibu, Calif\u00f3rnia, 30\/6\/2003<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “O segundo dia de um regime \u00e9 sempre melhor do que o primeiro. No segundo voc\u00ea j\u00e1 caiu fora dele”.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta da Cultura e do Humor Judaico?<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material. <\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Thought Catalog – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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\n–\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

* Leonard Cohen (Leonard\u00a0Norman\u00a0Cohen – Westmount, Canad\u00e1, 21\/9\/1934 – Los Angeles, 7\/11\/2016) – “Aja do jeito que voc\u00ea gostaria de ser e logo voc\u00ea ser\u00e1 do jeito que voc\u00ea age”. * George Burns\u00a0(Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996) – “O sexo \u00e9 uma das 9 raz\u00f5es pelas quais eu gostaria de 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