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Eu disse a elas: &#8216;Uma investiga\u00e7\u00e3o de paternidade'&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Sir Isaiah Berlin<\/strong> <em>(Riga, Let\u00f4nia, 6\/6\/1909 &#8211; Oxford, Inglaterra, 5\/11\/1997)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Injusti\u00e7a, pobreza, escravid\u00e3o, ignor\u00e2ncia &#8211; tudo isso pode ser curado por reforma ou revolu\u00e7\u00e3o. Mas os homens n\u00e3o vivem apenas lutando contra os males. Eles vivem por objetivos positivos, individuais e coletivos, uma grande variedade deles, raramente previs\u00edveis, \u00e0s vezes incompat\u00edveis&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong>* Joan Rivers<\/strong>\u00a0(<em>Joan Alexandra Molinsky \u2013 Nova York, 8\/6\/1933 \u2013 4\/9\/2014)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Um estudo diz que ter um cachorro deixa voc\u00ea 10 anos mais jovem. Meu primeiro pensamento foi resgatar mais dois, mas n\u00e3o quero passar pela menopausa novamente\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Ernst Bloch<\/strong> (<em>Ludwigshafen, Alemanha, 8\/7\/1885 &#8211;\u00a0 T\u00fcbingen, Alemanha, 4\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">D&#8217;us aparece como um suave farfalhar, n\u00e3o como um pacote de fogo, inunda\u00e7\u00f5es e terremotos&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Andy Borowitz<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Andy Borowitz \u2013 Shaker Heights,Ohio, 4\/1\/1958)<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<\/em><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Talvez isso seja loucura, mas acho que o direito de possuir uma arma \u00e9 superado pelo direito de n\u00e3o ser baleado por uma&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Gosta da Cultura e do Humor Judaico?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material. <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22937\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-e-pensadores-judeus-77\/arma\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1651&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1651\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"ARMA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C413&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22937\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA.jpg?resize=300%2C193&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"193\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C193&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C660&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C495&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C990&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1321&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/ARMA-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/cD2eM-TkE68\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Ste Woods &#8211; Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* George Burns (Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996) &#8211; &#8220;As pessoas me perguntaram qual presente eu mais gostaria de receber no meu anivers\u00e1rio de 87 anos. 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