{"id":22975,"date":"2022-07-25T21:36:57","date_gmt":"2022-07-26T00:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22975"},"modified":"2022-07-25T21:38:11","modified_gmt":"2022-07-26T00:38:11","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-e-pensadores-judeus-80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-e-pensadores-judeus-80\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas e Pensadores Judeus (80)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>George Burns<\/strong><em>\u00a0(Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Eu sou t\u00e3o velho que quando era crian\u00e7a, o Mar Morto estava doente&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span class=\"authorOrTitle\">* <strong>Emmanuel Levinas<\/strong> <em>(Kaunas, Litu\u00e2nia, 30\/12\/1905 &#8211; Paris, 25\/12\/1995)<\/em><br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<\/span><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">A f\u00e9 n\u00e3o \u00e9 uma quest\u00e3o da exist\u00eancia ou inexist\u00eancia de D&#8217;us. \u00c9 acreditar que o amor sem recompensa \u00e9 valioso\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Tudo o que a minha mulher faz \u00e9 fazer compras. 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