{"id":23101,"date":"2023-05-05T06:32:32","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T09:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=23101"},"modified":"2023-05-07T17:55:43","modified_gmt":"2023-05-07T20:55:43","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-jantar-do-rabino-cohen-e-do-padre-kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-jantar-do-rabino-cohen-e-do-padre-kelly\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica \u2013 O Jantar do Rabino Cohen e do Padre Kelly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><em><strong>O Jantar do Rabino Cohen e do Padre Kelly<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nO Rabino Cohen e o Padre Kelly, muito amigos, foram juntos a um leil\u00e3o beneficente da Comunidade onde trabalhavam.<br \/>\nA<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">p\u00f3s o t\u00e9rmino foi servido um jantar e os religiosos sentaram-se lado a lado.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Logo no in\u00edcio foi servida uma entrada e Rabino perguntou o que era:<br \/>\n<i>&#8211; \u201cS\u00e3o l\u00e2minas de presunto cru sobre fatias de mel\u00e3o, Senhor<\/i><i>\u201d<\/i> \u2013 respondeu o gar\u00e7om.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">O Rabino agradeceu, sinalizando <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">com a m\u00e3o<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\"> qu<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">e n\u00e3o queria.<br \/>\nVendo aquilo, o Padre, j\u00e1 mastigando um peda\u00e7o do que havia em seu prato, <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">disse em tom que misturava repreens\u00e3o e <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">humor:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span> <em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-PT\"><i>&#8211; \u201cAt\u00e9 quando voc\u00eas v\u00e3o continuar com essas regras bobas e v\u00e3o come\u00e7ar a comer presunto como todos n\u00f3s?\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-PT\">Foi a deixa para o Rabino responder, no mesmo tom:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span lang=\"pt-PT\"><br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cNo que me diz respeito, vai ser na recep\u00e7\u00e3o do teu casamento\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u201cVoc\u00ea n\u00e3o precisa ser inteligente para ter sorte, mas precisa ter sorte para nascer inteligente\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"color: #000000; 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Ap\u00f3s o t\u00e9rmino foi servido um jantar e os religiosos sentaram-se lado a lado. 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