{"id":23111,"date":"2023-05-12T06:52:04","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T09:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=23111"},"modified":"2023-05-18T17:17:40","modified_gmt":"2023-05-18T20:17:40","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-novo-diluvio-e-o-otimismo-judeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-novo-diluvio-e-o-otimismo-judeu\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica \u2013 O Novo Dil\u00favio e o Otimismo Judeu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><em><strong>O Novo Dil\u00favio e o Otimismo Judeu<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Um novo dil\u00favio foi previsto pelos servi\u00e7os especializados de diversos pa\u00edses e confirmado pela Organiza\u00e7\u00e3o Meteorol\u00f3gica Mundial.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Em tr\u00eas dias as \u00e1guas cobrir\u00e3o o planeta, exatamente como aconteceu na \u00e9poca de No\u00e9.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Os maiores l\u00edderes das principais religi\u00f5es v\u00e3o \u00e0 televis\u00e3o para fazer sua declara\u00e7\u00e3o final.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O Dalai Lama apela para que todos se tornem budistas e assim encontrem o Nirvana.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O Im\u00e3 se despede dizendo que espera que todos os mu\u00e7ulmanos se reencontrem no Para\u00edso.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O Papa vai \u00e0 televis\u00e3o e, emocionado, diz ao p\u00fablico:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cAinda n\u00e3o \u00e9 tarde demais para aceitar Jesus como o Salvador!\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O Rabino-chefe de Israel se aproxima do p\u00f3dio onde atender\u00e1 a cadeia de televis\u00e3o e fica em sil\u00eancio pelo que parece ser uma eternidade. Em seguida, o<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">lha diretamente para a lente da c\u00e2mera e solenemente afirma:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cMeu povo, temos tr\u00eas dias para aprender a viver debaixo d\u2019\u00e1gua!\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u201cSe n\u00e3o podemos fazer o que gostamos, temos que gostar do que podemos fazer\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><strong><b>Groucho Marx <\/b><\/strong><i><em>(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York (EUA), 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles (EUA), 19\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/i><strong><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/strong><em>&#8211; \u201cUm gato preto atravessando o teu caminho significa que ele est\u00e1 indo a algum lugar\u201d.\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cQue voc\u00ea receba as pragas do Fara\u00f3 e mais a sarna de J\u00f3\u201d.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><em>Se voc\u00ea aprecia a Cultura e o Humor Judaico e gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo.<br \/>\nN\u00c3O COPIE E COLE.<br \/>\nCom isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23112\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-novo-diluvio-e-o-otimismo-judeu\/hojepr-27\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1920&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23112\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@kellysikkema?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Kelly Sikkema&lt;\/a&gt; 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Em tr\u00eas dias as \u00e1guas cobrir\u00e3o o planeta, exatamente como aconteceu na \u00e9poca de No\u00e9. Os maiores l\u00edderes das principais religi\u00f5es v\u00e3o \u00e0 televis\u00e3o para fazer sua declara\u00e7\u00e3o final. 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