{"id":23162,"date":"2023-06-30T07:49:55","date_gmt":"2023-06-30T10:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=23162"},"modified":"2023-06-30T10:51:53","modified_gmt":"2023-06-30T13:51:53","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-hershel-e-o-que-fazer-nas-ultimas-24-horas-de-vida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-hershel-e-o-que-fazer-nas-ultimas-24-horas-de-vida\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica \u2013 Hershel e as \u00daltimas 24 Horas de Vida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><i><b>Hershel e as \u00daltimas 24 Horas de Vida<br \/>\n<\/b><\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Hershel, que estava hospitalizado h\u00e1 muito tempo e com um progn\u00f3stico ruim, recebeu de seu m\u00e9dico a not\u00edcia de que s\u00f3 teria mais 24 horas de vida.<br \/>\nLiberado para passar as \u00faltimas horas em casa, antes de dormir ele disse para a esposa, Judith, que gostaria de fazer amor uma \u00faltima vez.<br \/>\nEla concordou, e quando terminaram ela virou-se e dormiu.<br \/>\nPassado algum tempo, Hershel tocou no ombro de Judith e disse que como s\u00f3 lhe restavam 12 horas de vida, gostaria de ter sexo novamente.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Como eles nunca tiveram uma vida sexual muito ativa, ela estranhou, mas dadas as circunst\u00e2ncias atendeu o desejo do marido.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Logo depois ela voltou a dormir e Hershel, que n\u00e3o conseguia conciliar o sono, permaneceu quieto, meditando.<br \/>\nMais algumas horas se passaram at\u00e9 que Judith sentiu Hershel cutucando-a novamente:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><i>&#8211; \u201cJudith, olhei no rel\u00f3gio, s\u00f3 tenho mais 6 horas de vida, sei que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o vai recusar meu pedido, vamos transar mais uma vez?\u201d<br \/>\n<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A esposa, surpresa e cansada, mas sabendo que n\u00e3o seria correto atender o que seria o \u00faltimo desejo do marido, mais uma vez teve rela\u00e7\u00f5es com ele.<br \/>\nDepois, assim como antes, ela voltou a dormir, at\u00e9 que ap\u00f3s mais algum tempo Hershel a acordou e repetiu o pedido, lembrando-a de que agora realmente s\u00f3 lhe restavam umas poucas horas.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dessa vez foi uma irritada Judith que sentou na cama, e dando de dedo na cara de Hershel e com tom de voz que n\u00e3o deixava d\u00favida, falou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; \u201cAgora chega; voc\u00ea n\u00e3o vai acordar amanh\u00e3, mas eu vou\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"><i><b>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<br \/>\n<\/b><\/i><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><i>\u2013 \u201c<span lang=\"pt\">N\u00e3o seja s\u00e1bio em palavras, seja s\u00e1bio em a\u00e7\u00f5es\u201d.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"><i><b>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/b><\/i><i><strong>Woody Allen<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u201cA \u00fanica vez em que minha mulher e eu tivemos orgasmos ao mesmo tempo foi quando o Juiz assinou os pap\u00e9is do nosso div\u00f3rcio\u201d.<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"><i><b>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<br \/>\n<\/b><\/i><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><i>\u2013<\/i><i> \u201cQue voc\u00ea tenha dez navios carregados de ouro e que todo esse dinheiro te fa\u00e7a ficar doente\u201d.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"left\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23164\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-hershel-e-o-que-fazer-nas-ultimas-24-horas-de-vida\/hojepr-43\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1684&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1684\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?fit=300%2C197&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C421&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23164\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10.jpg?resize=300%2C197&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C197&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C673&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C505&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1010&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1347&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/HojePR-10-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@neonbrand?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Kenny Eliason&lt;\/a&gt; na &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/fotografias\/KYxXMTpTzek?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Unsplash&lt;\/a&gt;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong>Foto: Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hershel e as \u00daltimas 24 Horas de Vida Hershel, que estava hospitalizado h\u00e1 muito tempo e com um progn\u00f3stico ruim, recebeu de seu m\u00e9dico a not\u00edcia de que s\u00f3 teria mais 24 horas de vida. Liberado para passar as \u00faltimas horas em casa, antes de dormir ele disse para a esposa, Judith, que gostaria de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":23164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica \u2013 Hershel e as \u00daltimas 24 Horas de Vida | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-hershel-e-o-que-fazer-nas-ultimas-24-horas-de-vida\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica \u2013 Hershel e as \u00daltimas 24 Horas de Vida | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hershel e as \u00daltimas 24 Horas de Vida Hershel, que estava hospitalizado h\u00e1 muito tempo e com um progn\u00f3stico ruim, recebeu de seu m\u00e9dico a not\u00edcia de que s\u00f3 teria mais 24 horas de vida. 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