{"id":23400,"date":"2024-05-01T07:03:39","date_gmt":"2024-05-01T10:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=23400"},"modified":"2024-05-02T14:09:39","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T17:09:39","slug":"o-rabino-e-os-papagaios-de-da-ethel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-rabino-e-os-papagaios-de-da-ethel\/","title":{"rendered":"O Rabino e os Papagaios de D\u00aa Ethel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-sourcepos=\"3:1-3:155\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Um dia, D\u00aa Ethel, uma senhora bem idosa, se aproximou do Rabino ap\u00f3s o final da Havd\u00e1lah(\u00b9) e disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Rabino, estou com um problema. Tenho duas papagaias falantes, elas s\u00e3o \u00f3timas, me fazem muita companhia depois que meu marido morreu, mas elas s\u00f3 sabem falar uma coisa&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;O que elas dizem?&#8221;<\/em> &#8211; quis saber o Rabino.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"7:1-7:66\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Foi uma constrangida D\u00aa Ethel que respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Olha, Rabino, eu fico at\u00e9 envergonhada em contar&#8230; O Senhor sabe que o falecido viajava pelo interior, eu at\u00e9 posso imaginar de onde elas vieram, mas a verdade \u00e9 que s\u00f3 sabem dizer: &#8216;Oi, somos prostitutas, quer se divertir&#8217;?'&#8221; &#8211; <\/em>e completou: &#8211; <em>&#8220;Eu nem posso coloc\u00e1-las na janela para tomar sol porque insistem em perguntar a mesma coisa \u00e0 todos os que passam&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"9:1-9:348\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Entre surpreso e risonho o Rabino a tranquilizou:<br \/>\n&#8211;<em> &#8220;N\u00e3o se preocupe, eu tenho a solu\u00e7\u00e3o para o seu problema. 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