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Era uma surpresa para o velho, que ap\u00f3s a morte da esposa andava desanimado e solit\u00e1rio. O custo da ave e o transporte custaram uma pequena fortuna, que ele pagou com prazer.<br \/>\nSem entender nada de Ornitologia e como o filho n\u00e3o o avisou, Chaim pensou que o p\u00e1ssaro era uma iguaria rara. Quando Samuel ligou para saber se o pai havia gostado do presente, ele respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ah, a ave? Eu encontrei uma velha receita da tua m\u00e3e e fiz no forno. Estava deliciosa!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Incr\u00e9dulo, Samuel exclamou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Pai, eu n\u00e3o posso acreditar&#8230; Quer dizer que voc\u00ea comeu o p\u00e1ssaro? Voc\u00ea sabe quanto ele valia? Ele podia falar quatro l\u00ednguas&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nE o velho, despreocupado, falou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Quatro l\u00ednguas? <\/em><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ent\u00e3o por que ele n\u00e3o disse nada?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Estagi\u00e1rio<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Shlomo Feinberg, dono do Mercado do Shlomo, decidiu fazer um favor ao seu velho amigo Asher e contratou seu neto David, rec\u00e9m-formado na faculdade para trabalhar com ele. David se apresentou para seu primeiro dia de trabalho e Shlomo o recebeu com um caloroso aperto de m\u00e3o e um sorriso. 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O que voc\u00ea quer dizer?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nE mo\u00e7a respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Uma senhora Cohen testou positivo para a doen\u00e7a de Alzheimer e a outra para gengivite, mas n\u00e3o sabemos quem \u00e9 quem. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Isso \u00e9 terr\u00edvel&#8221; &#8211; <\/em>disse ele<em> &#8211; &#8220;e voc\u00eas n\u00e3o podem fazer o teste novamente?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Podemos, sim, mas como o de Alzheimer \u00e9 de alto custo, temos que solicitar novamente ao seguro-sa\u00fade e isso ir\u00e1 demorar alguns dias&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Bem, e o que eu devo fazer?&#8221;<\/em> &#8211; ele quis saber.<br \/>\nE a Recepcionista orientou:<br \/>\n&#8211;<em> &#8220;O m\u00e9dico recomendou que o senhor deixe sua esposa no meio da cidade. 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