{"id":2359,"date":"2021-01-21T19:47:10","date_gmt":"2021-01-21T22:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=2359"},"modified":"2021-01-21T19:59:21","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T22:59:21","slug":"o-celular-roubado-e-a-conversa-com-o-ladrao-o-bom-humor-das-redes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-celular-roubado-e-a-conversa-com-o-ladrao-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/","title":{"rendered":"O Celular Roubado e a Conversa Com o Ladr\u00e3o &#8211; O Bom Humor das Redes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20998\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-celular-roubado-e-a-conversa-com-o-ladrao-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/celular-16\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/CELULAR-1.jpg?fit=373%2C249&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"373,249\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CELULAR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/CELULAR-1.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/CELULAR-1.jpg?fit=373%2C249&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20998\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/CELULAR-1.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/CELULAR-1.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/CELULAR-1.jpg?w=373&amp;ssl=1 373w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Em tempos de mobilidade (\u00e9 quase certo que voc\u00ea esteja lendo isso no celular) o exemplo de bom humor de hoje tem tudo a ver com isso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Veja isso:<br \/>\n&#8211; o celular da mo\u00e7a foi roubado e o ladr\u00e3o mandou mensagem para o namorado dela, sugerindo que ele fosse em busca de uma nova alternativa &#8211; e n\u00e3o estava se referindo ao aparelho.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2360\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-celular-roubado-e-a-conversa-com-o-ladrao-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/celular\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Celular.png?fit=500%2C549&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,549\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Celular\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Celular.png?fit=273%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Celular.png?fit=500%2C549&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2360\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Celular.png?resize=273%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"273\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Celular.png?resize=273%2C300&amp;ssl=1 273w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Celular.png?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 273px) 100vw, 273px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Em tempos de mobilidade (\u00e9 quase certo que voc\u00ea esteja lendo isso no celular) o exemplo de bom humor de hoje tem tudo a ver com isso. 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