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Di\u00e1logo Entre M\u00e3e e Filha
\n<\/em><\/strong><\/span>\u2013 \u201cRaquel, voc\u00ea devia ler a B\u00edblia, como a tua av\u00f3. \u00c9 um bom passatempo<\/em>.\u201d<\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201cPara ela n\u00e3o \u00e9 passatempo, m\u00e3e. \u00c9 prepara\u00e7\u00e3o para o exame final.<\/em>\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Rem\u00e9dio Para o Marido Sarar Logo
\n<\/strong><\/span><\/em>D\u00aa Esther foi acompanhar o marido na consulta e ao final o m\u00e9dico disse para ela:<\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201cSeu marido est\u00e1 muito estressado. Se quiser que ele fique bem, a Senhora deve tomar este calmante 4 vezes por dia.<\/em>\u201c
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

Defini\u00e7\u00e3o Judaica de Psiquiatra<\/em>
\n<\/strong><\/span>\u201c\u00c9 um judeu cuja m\u00e3e queria que ele fosse m\u00e9dico e que n\u00e3o suportou ver sangue.\u201c<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Di\u00e1logo Entre M\u00e3e e Filha \u2013 \u201cRaquel, voc\u00ea devia ler a B\u00edblia, como a tua av\u00f3. \u00c9 um bom passatempo.\u201d \u2013 \u201cPara ela n\u00e3o \u00e9 passatempo, m\u00e3e. \u00c9 prepara\u00e7\u00e3o para o exame final.\u201c Rem\u00e9dio Para o Marido Sarar Logo D\u00aa Esther foi acompanhar o marido na consulta e ao final o m\u00e9dico disse para ela: 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