{"id":23623,"date":"2024-10-16T21:03:09","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T00:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=23623"},"modified":"2024-10-17T15:09:12","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T18:09:12","slug":"tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico"},"content":{"rendered":"

Os Rabinos e a Moral
\n<\/span><\/b><\/em><\/b><\/span>Dois Rabinos discutiam sobre o decl\u00ednio da moral nos tempos atuais, e um deles disse:<\/span>
\n\u2013\u00a0\u201cEu n\u00e3o dormi com minha mulher antes de nos casarmos. E voc\u00ea?\u201d<\/i><\/span>
\n\u2013\u00a0\u201cN\u00e3o sei\u201d<\/i>\u00a0\u2013 respondeu o outro. \u2013 \u201cQual era o sobrenome de solteira dela?\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Recurso Infal\u00edvel<\/em>
\n<\/b><\/span>Num shopping movimentado, Uriel se aproxima de uma mo\u00e7a linda:<\/span>
\n\u2013\u00a0\u201cVoc\u00ea teria um tempinho para conversar comigo?\u201d<\/i><\/span>
\n\u2013\u00a0\u201cClaro que n\u00e3o! Por que eu faria isso?\u201d<\/i><\/span>
\n\u2013\u00a0\u201cPorque minha mulher sumiu, mas sempre que estou falando com\u00a0<\/i>uma mo\u00e7a bonita ela aparece.\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Como Isso Ser\u00e1 Poss\u00edvel?<\/em>
\n<\/b><\/span>Na praia, no ver\u00e3o, Abra\u00e3o entrou no mar e quase se afogou. Por sorte foi socorrido pelo\u00a0<\/span>Guarda-vidas<\/span>\u00a0e, enquanto era resgatad<\/span>o<\/span>, fez uma promessa solene:
\n<\/span>\u2013\u00a0\u201cJuro que nunca mais entro na \u00e1gua, at\u00e9 aprender a nadar.\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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E voc\u00ea?\u201d \u2013\u00a0\u201cN\u00e3o sei\u201d\u00a0\u2013 respondeu o outro. \u2013 \u201cQual era o sobrenome de solteira dela?\u201d Recurso Infal\u00edvel Num shopping movimentado, Uriel se aproxima de uma […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":23624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nTr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-7\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Os Rabinos e a Moral Dois Rabinos discutiam sobre o decl\u00ednio da moral nos tempos atuais, e um deles disse: \u2013\u00a0\u201cEu n\u00e3o dormi com minha mulher antes de nos casarmos. 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