{"id":23789,"date":"2024-12-13T19:56:54","date_gmt":"2024-12-13T22:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=23789"},"modified":"2024-12-16T12:39:16","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T15:39:16","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-uma-vaga-na-casa-de-repouso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-uma-vaga-na-casa-de-repouso\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Uma Vaga na Casa de Repouso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Uma Vaga na Casa de Repouso<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Harold Garfinkle estava fazendo os exames peri\u00f3dicos no Geriatra. Solteir\u00e3o e sem parentes pr\u00f3ximos, logo que terminou a consulta questionou o m\u00e9dico sobre assunto que o preocupava bastante: perguntou qual era o crit\u00e9rio que ele adotava para decidir quando era o momento de recomendar que o paciente fosse para uma casa de repouso. O m\u00e9dico, patr\u00edcio, <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">seu amigo de muitos anos e conhecido brincalh\u00e3o, respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Olha, atualmente o diagn\u00f3stico mais preciso \u00e9 o da banheira&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nHarold ficou surpreso e perguntou em que consistia o exame:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 assim: n\u00f3s enchemos uma banheira e damos ao paciente tr\u00eas utens\u00edlios; uma colher se sopa, uma x\u00edcara e um balde, e perguntamos o que ele quer usar para esvaziar. Isso \u00e9 o que determina a decis\u00e3o&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nMesmo desconfiado, Harold retrucou, depressa:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Claro que eu escolheria o balde&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nE o m\u00e9dico, rindo, respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;E n\u00e3o seria mais f\u00e1cil tirar a tampa do ralo? Vou ligar para a casa de repouso, s\u00f3 me diga uma coisa: voc\u00ea prefere cama perto da janela ou da porta?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Se voc\u00ea n\u00e3o cobrar nada ter\u00e1 muitos fregueses<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span>&#8220;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b>Oscar Levant<\/b><\/span> <\/span><\/strong><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">(<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pittsburgh, 27\/12\/1906 &#8211; Los Angeles, 14\/8\/1972<\/span>)<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong>\u2013 \u201c<span style=\"color: #000000;\">O que o mundo precisa \u00e9 de mais g\u00eanios humildes; restam poucos de n\u00f3s<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span>&#8220;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8220;Que os vermes realizem um casamento no teu est\u00f4mago e convidem os parentes deles de todos os lugares.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23798\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-uma-vaga-na-casa-de-repouso\/ampliar-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?fit=1200%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"AMPLIAR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23798\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.png?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/@introspectivedsgn?utm_content=creditCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=unsplash&quot;&gt;Erik Mclean&lt;\/a&gt; na &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/fotografias\/banheira-de-ceramica-branca-perto-da-parede-branca-dNjW6UWwLHA?utm_content=creditCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=unsplash&quot;&gt;Unsplash&lt;\/a&gt;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uma Vaga na Casa de Repouso Harold Garfinkle estava fazendo os exames peri\u00f3dicos no Geriatra. 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