{"id":2419,"date":"2023-08-11T08:03:17","date_gmt":"2023-08-11T11:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=2419"},"modified":"2023-08-17T17:43:35","modified_gmt":"2023-08-17T20:43:35","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-jacob-cardiologista-escada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-jacob-cardiologista-escada\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Jacob, o Cardiologista e a Escada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Jacob, o Cardiologista e a Escada<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nJacob, um ap\u00f3s sofrer um ataque card\u00edaco e passar por uma grande cirurgia, voltou ao Cardiologista para a consulta de avalia\u00e7\u00e3o.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Solteir\u00e3o convicto mas tido na comunidade como um Don Juan, logo que terminou o exame perguntou ao m\u00e9dico quando poderia voltar a ter rela\u00e7\u00f5es sexuais.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">O Dr. Samuel, que atendia Jacob h\u00e1 muitos anos e conhecia sua fama de namorador, riu e respondeu:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Vamos fazer assim: logo que voc\u00ea consiga subir dois lances de escada sem se cansar, vai poder ter sexo, ok?&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">E Jacob, n\u00e3o muito satisfeito com o progn\u00f3stico e confirmando a reputa\u00e7\u00e3o, voltou a perguntar:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;E se eu for transar com a vizinha que mora no andar de baixo?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cOs animais t\u00eam l\u00edngua comprida e n\u00e3o podem falar; os homens t\u00eam l\u00edngua curta e n\u00e3o deviam falar\u201d.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong><b>Henny Youngman<\/b><\/strong> (<i>Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998<\/i>)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201c<span style=\"color: #000000;\">O m\u00e9dico deu seis meses de vida ao paciente; como ele n\u00e3o tinha dinheiro para pagar a conta, deu mais seis<\/span>\u201d.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201c<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Que uma doen\u00e7a ven\u00e9rea consuma teu corpo&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Gosta da C<\/span>ultura e do Humor Judaico?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23207\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-jacob-cardiologista-escada\/hojepr-56\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?fit=1920%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C853&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23207\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/HojePR-2-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/@sudilkovsky?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Denys Sudilkovsky&lt;\/a&gt; na &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/fotografias\/dQ_TPtclFxw?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText&quot;&gt;Unsplash&lt;\/a&gt;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\">Foto: Unsplash<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jacob, o Cardiologista e a Escada Jacob, um ap\u00f3s sofrer um ataque card\u00edaco e passar por uma grande cirurgia, voltou ao Cardiologista para a consulta de avalia\u00e7\u00e3o. Solteir\u00e3o convicto mas tido na comunidade como um Don Juan, logo que terminou o exame perguntou ao m\u00e9dico quando poderia voltar a ter rela\u00e7\u00f5es sexuais. O Dr. Samuel, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":23207,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Jacob, o Cardiologista e a Escada | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-jacob-cardiologista-escada\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Jacob, o Cardiologista e a Escada | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Jacob, o Cardiologista e a Escada Jacob, um ap\u00f3s sofrer um ataque card\u00edaco e passar por uma grande cirurgia, voltou ao Cardiologista para a consulta de avalia\u00e7\u00e3o. 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