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A Reconcilia\u00e7\u00e3o de Benjamim e Ezra
\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span>Benjamim e Ezra eram amigos de inf\u00e2ncia, mas n\u00e3o se falavam h\u00e1 algum tempo porque haviam discutido. Perto do Yom Kippur, o Dia do Perd\u00e3o, encontraram-se na rua por acaso, e Benjamim tomou a iniciativa de puxar conversa:
\n<\/span>\u2013 “N\u00f3s brigamos por bobagens j\u00e1 faz algum tempo. Acho que agora, \u00e0s v\u00e9speras do Dia do Perd\u00e3o, podemos esquecer o que aconteceu e fazer as pazes.”<\/em>
\n<\/span>Emocionado com a iniciativa do antigo amigo, Ezra disse:
\n<\/span>\u2013 “Fico feliz com isso, de verdade.”<\/em>
\n<\/span>Os dois se deram as m\u00e3os, se abra\u00e7aram e, em seguida, como \u00e9 costume nessa \u00e9poca, Benjamim desejou ao outro:
\n<\/span>\u2013 “Eu te desejo muita sa\u00fade e s\u00f3 coisas boas no ano novo.”<\/em>
\n<\/span>E Ezra respondeu:
\n<\/span>\u2013 “E eu quero, de todo o cora\u00e7\u00e3o, que voc\u00ea tenha o dobro do que me desejou.”<\/em>
\n<\/span>Foi o que bastou para Benjamim ficar furioso e dizer:
\n<\/span>\u2013 “L\u00e1 vem voc\u00ea come\u00e7ando tudo de novo!”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\n– “Onde h\u00e1 fuma\u00e7a… H\u00e1 salm\u00e3o defumado.”<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus
\n<\/strong><\/em>Lewis Black <\/strong>(Lewis Niles Black – Washington, 30\/8\/1948)
\n<\/strong>\u2013 \u201cEu estava ouvindo o George Bush falar e achei que um de n\u00f3s era maluco. E pela primeira vez, n\u00e3o era eu.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas
\n<\/strong>– “Que uma febre te leve ao del\u00edrio.”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Freepik<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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A certa altura ele perguntou: \u2013\u00a0\u201cPara que voc\u00ea est\u00e1 fazendo isso?\u201d \u2013 \u201cPara ficar bonita\u201d\u00a0\u2013 respondeu ela. Em seguida, vendo que ela come\u00e7ou a remover o creme\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/HojePR-47.jpg?fit=500%2C334&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":4701,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/benjamim-o-filho-da-mae-judia\/","url_meta":{"origin":25089,"position":4},"title":"Benjamim, o Filho da M\u00e3e Judia","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"21 de novembro de 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"1 - Uma manh\u00e3 o jovem Benjamim estava assistindo, fascinado, enquanto a m\u00e3e passava creme no rosto. 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