{"id":25119,"date":"2025-02-28T22:03:22","date_gmt":"2025-03-01T01:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=25119"},"modified":"2025-03-02T13:58:07","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T16:58:07","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-moises-e-jesus-jogando-golfe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-moises-e-jesus-jogando-golfe\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Mois\u00e9s e Jesus Jogando Golfe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Mois\u00e9s e Jesus Jogando Golfe<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Mois\u00e9s, Jesus e um velhinho de barba est\u00e3o jogando golfe.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mois\u00e9s, o primeiro a jogar, pega o taco e bate na bola, que sobe alto e cai diretamente dentro do lago. Ele n\u00e3o se apavora: levanta calmamente o taco e as \u00e1guas se abrem, abrindo passagem para que ele d\u00ea uma nova tacada.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Em seguida, \u00e9 a vez de Jesus. Ele d\u00e1 sua tacada, e a bola, tra\u00e7ando uma par\u00e1bola perfeita \u2013 n\u00e3o nos esque\u00e7amos de que par\u00e1bola \u00e9 sua especialidade \u2013 tamb\u00e9m vai cair no lago, dessa vez em cima de uma vit\u00f3ria-r\u00e9gia. Sem se abalar, Jesus caminha sobre a \u00e1gua at\u00e9 onde est\u00e1 a bola e d\u00e1 a tacada seguinte.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Chega a vez do velhinho, que pega o taco de forma desajeitada, mostrando n\u00e3o estar habituado ao esporte. Ele tenta bater na bola duas vezes e s\u00f3 na terceira acerta a tacada. A bola voa por cima do muro do campo, quica sobre um caminh\u00e3o que passava na rua e bate no tronco de uma \u00e1rvore. De l\u00e1, cai no telhado de uma casa, rola pela calha, segue pelo ralo e vai at\u00e9 a boca de lobo da rua, de onde \u00e9 lan\u00e7ada em um cano que termina no lago do campo.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">No final da tubula\u00e7\u00e3o, a bola \u00e9 desviada por uma pedra para a margem, onde para. Um grande sapo que est\u00e1 ao lado engole a bola, mas, l\u00e1 do c\u00e9u, baixa um gavi\u00e3o, que pega o sapo e sai voando por cima do campo de golfe. Nesse momento, o sapo vomita a bola, que cai exatamente dentro do buraco.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A\u00ed Mois\u00e9s se vira para Jesus e diz:<br \/>\n<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2014 &#8220;P\u00f4, cara, \u00e9 por isso que eu odeio jogar com teu pai\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace; font-size: 18pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; <span lang=\"pt-BR\">\u201cA hospitalidade tamb\u00e9m \u00e9 uma forma de devo\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/span><span lang=\"pt-BR\">\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><strong><em>Elayne Boosler <\/em><\/strong><em>(<\/em><em>New York &#8211; 18\/8\/1952<\/em><em>)<\/em><strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><em>\u2013 \u201cMeus antepassados ficaram 40 anos vagando no deserto, porque j\u00e1 nos tempos b\u00edblicos os homens n\u00e3o queriam parar para pedir informa\u00e7\u00f5es.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8211; &#8220;<span lang=\"pt\" tabindex=\"0\">Que voc\u00ea tenha filhos que se dediquem a afugentar as moscas do teu nariz<\/span>.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25126\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-moises-e-jesus-jogando-golfe\/hojepr-314\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?fit=1200%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25126\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?resize=640%2C427&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/HojePR-3.png?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mois\u00e9s e Jesus Jogando Golfe Mois\u00e9s, Jesus e um velhinho de barba est\u00e3o jogando golfe. Mois\u00e9s, o primeiro a jogar, pega o taco e bate na bola, que sobe alto e cai diretamente dentro do lago. Ele n\u00e3o se apavora: levanta calmamente o taco e as \u00e1guas se abrem, abrindo passagem para que ele d\u00ea [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Mois\u00e9s e Jesus Jogando Golfe | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-moises-e-jesus-jogando-golfe\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Mois\u00e9s e Jesus Jogando Golfe | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mois\u00e9s e Jesus Jogando Golfe Mois\u00e9s, Jesus e um velhinho de barba est\u00e3o jogando golfe. 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