{"id":25146,"date":"2025-03-14T21:32:59","date_gmt":"2025-03-15T00:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=25146"},"modified":"2025-03-15T19:02:54","modified_gmt":"2025-03-15T22:02:54","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-os-bebados-no-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-os-bebados-no-taxi\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Benjamin, Isaac e Aron foram beber em um bar e, j\u00e1 de madrugada, chamaram um t\u00e1xi para ir embora. Acostumado a atender clientes naquele lugar, o motorista percebeu que os tr\u00eas estavam completamente b\u00eabados e achou que poderia ganhar um bom dinheiro enquanto se divertia \u00e0s custas deles. Assim que entraram no carro e disseram para onde queriam ir, o motorista ligou o carro, desligou logo em seguida e, virando-se para eles, disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2013 <em>\u201cPronto, chegamos.\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Benjamin, o primeiro, tirou dinheiro do bolso e sem perguntar quanto era, pagou e desceu. Em seguida, Isaac, o segundo, reclamou que o ar-condicionado era muito fraco e tamb\u00e9m desceu. Antes de descer, o <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">terceiro, Aron, deu um sonoro tapa no rosto do motorista, que achou que sua esperteza tinha sido descoberta. Assustado, ele perguntou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2013\u00a0<em>\u201cO que eu fiz? Porque voc\u00ea me bateu?\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E o b\u00eabado respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2013\u00a0<em>\u201cDa pr\u00f3xima vez ande mais devagar. Voc\u00ea quase nos matou!\u201d<\/em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; <span lang=\"pt-BR\">\u201cTeu amigo tem um amigo, e o amigo do teu amigo tem outro amigo, ent\u00e3o saiba quando \u00e9 melhor ficar quieto.<\/span><span lang=\"pt-BR\">\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">Rodney Dangerfield <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004)<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cMinha m\u00e3e nunca me amamentou; ela disse que gostava de mim, mas s\u00f3 como amigo.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8211; &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000;\" tabindex=\"0\">Que voc\u00ea nunca fique sozinho na cama; que tenha sempre a companhia de percevejos, piolhos e pulgas<\/span>.&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25151\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-os-bebados-no-taxi\/hojepr-328\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-13.jpg?fit=600%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-13.jpg?fit=600%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25151\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-13.jpg?resize=600%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-13.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-13.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/@elliottgrizzlyblair?utm_content=creditCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=unsplash&quot;&gt;Elliott Blair&lt;\/a&gt; na &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/fotografias\/sinalizacao-de-bar-iluminada-durante-a-noite-V12QmVEMXlU?utm_content=creditCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=unsplash&quot;&gt;Unsplash&lt;\/a&gt;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi Benjamin, Isaac e Aron foram beber em um bar e, j\u00e1 de madrugada, chamaram um t\u00e1xi para ir embora. Acostumado a atender clientes naquele lugar, o motorista percebeu que os tr\u00eas estavam completamente b\u00eabados e achou que poderia ganhar um bom dinheiro enquanto se divertia \u00e0s custas deles. Assim que entraram [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":25151,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-os-bebados-no-taxi\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi Benjamin, Isaac e Aron foram beber em um bar e, j\u00e1 de madrugada, chamaram um t\u00e1xi para ir embora. 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