    {"id":25156,"date":"2025-03-19T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-19T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=25156"},"modified":"2025-03-25T19:56:16","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T22:56:16","slug":"tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-29\/","title":{"rendered":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Pre\u00e7o Fixo Negociado<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Marcos Goldstein foi \u00e0 loja de roupas masculinas para comprar um terno e, assim que entrou, disse ao vendedor:<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Bom dia, senhor. Vim a esta loja porque n\u00e3o gosto de pechinchar&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Bem, ent\u00e3o o senhor veio ao lugar certo&#8221; \u2014 <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">respondeu ele, acrescentando: <\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Trabalhamos com pre\u00e7o fixo&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Excelente! Gostei daquele terno azul ali. Quanto custa?&#8221; <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">perguntou Marcos.<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Como eu disse, n\u00e3o gosto que os clientes fiquem pechinchando. Ent\u00e3o, n\u00e3o vou pedir R$ 250 por esse terno, nem mesmo R$ 235. Vou lhe dar meu menor pre\u00e7o: R$ 220&#8221; <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 respondeu o balconista.<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Satisfeito com o rumo da conversa, Marcos falou:<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Bom, voc\u00ea \u00e9 o tipo de comerciante que eu gosto, e \u00e9 por isso que estou aqui. Tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o vou brincar e lhe oferecer R$ 160 por esse terno, nem mesmo R$ 175. Vou lhe dar R$ 200 por ele&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">A\u00ed foi a vez do vendedor dizer:<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Pode levar por R$ 210&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">E Marcos concluiu:<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Fechado&#8221;.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Um Verdadeiro Einstein<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ao final dos servi\u00e7os do Shabbat, j\u00e1 na porta, quando os fi\u00e9is estavam saindo, um deles apertou a m\u00e3o do Rabino, agradeceu pelo serm\u00e3o e disse:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em>\u2014 &#8220;Obrigado pela pr\u00e9dica, Rabino. O senhor deve ser mais inteligente que Einstein&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Radiante de orgulho, o Rabino respondeu efusivamente:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em>\u2014 &#8220;Ora, muito obrigado!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ao longo da semana, o Rabino come\u00e7ou a refletir sobre o elogio do homem e, quanto mais pensava, mais ficava intrigado com a raz\u00e3o pela qual algu\u00e9m o consideraria mais inteligente que Einstein. Depois de muito pensar, decidiu perguntar a ele no Shabbat seguinte.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Na fila, quando o homem veio novamente cumpriment\u00e1-lo, o Rabino perguntou se ele se lembrava do coment\u00e1rio que havia feito sobre a pr\u00e9dica na semana anterior. O homem respondeu que sim, e o Rabino questionou:<br \/>\n<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Exatamente o que voc\u00ea quis dizer com a afirma\u00e7\u00e3o de que eu devo ser mais inteligente que Einstein&#8221;?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">E o homem respondeu:<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em>\u2014 &#8220;\u00c9 que dizem que Einstein era t\u00e3o inteligente que apenas dez pessoas em todo o mundo conseguiam entend\u00ea-lo. Mas, Rabino, ningu\u00e9m consegue entender o senhor&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"36\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"34\"><em>Um Comerciante N\u00e3o Muito Inteligente<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Velvel n\u00e3o era exatamente o melhor empres\u00e1rio do mundo \u2013 ele perdia dinheiro o tempo todo, era mesmo um desastre. Mas, desta vez, n\u00e3o foi culpa dele, pois foi roubado.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Seu amigo Ilan ficou sabendo do roubo e foi visit\u00e1-lo:<br \/>\n<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Sinto muito pelo roubo&#8221; \u2014 <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">disse Ilan.<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"> \u2014 &#8220;O preju\u00edzo foi muito grande?&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Perdi algumas coisas, mas tudo bem, at\u00e9 que tive sorte <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 respondeu Velvel. <\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;S\u00f3 estou feliz que n\u00e3o aconteceu na noite anterior&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;<em>Por qu\u00ea?&#8221; <\/em><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">perguntou Ilan.<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">\u2014 &#8220;Bem&#8221; \u2014 <\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">falou Velvel \u2014,<\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"> &#8220;no dia antes do roubo, eu tinha acabado de baixar todos os pre\u00e7os em 30%!&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25160\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-29\/young-handsome-man-choosing-cloth-at-shop-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-17.jpg?fit=600%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 5D Mark IV&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Young handsome man choosing cloth at shop&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1579013166&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1250&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Young handsome man choosing cloth at shop&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Young handsome man choosing cloth at shop\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Young handsome man choosing cloth at shop&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-17.jpg?fit=600%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-25160\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-17.jpg?resize=600%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-17.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/HojePR-17.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/br.freepik.com\/search?format=search&amp;last_filter=selection&amp;last_value=1&amp;query=loja+de+roupas+masculinas&amp;selection=1\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Freepik<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pre\u00e7o Fixo Negociado Marcos Goldstein foi \u00e0 loja de roupas masculinas para comprar um terno e, assim que entrou, disse ao vendedor: \u2014 &#8220;Bom dia, senhor. 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