{"id":25223,"date":"2025-04-18T14:55:18","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T17:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=25223"},"modified":"2025-04-19T22:35:16","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T01:35:16","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-na-selva-da-vida-cada-um-decide-sozinho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-na-selva-da-vida-cada-um-decide-sozinho\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Na Selva da Vida, Cada um Decide Sozinho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span lang=\"pt\"><em><strong>Na Selva da Vida, Cada Um Decide Sozinho&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span>Um ca\u00e7ador judeu foi fazer um saf\u00e1ri na Europa com a esposa e a sogra.<br \/>\nNuma manh\u00e3, bem no meio da selva, a esposa acordou e deu falta da m\u00e3e.<br \/>\nDesesperada, gritou para o marido:<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 &#8220;Meu Deus, minha m\u00e3e sumiu! A gente precisa procurar ela!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nO ca\u00e7ador, sem discutir, pegou o rifle e saiu com a esposa atr\u00e1s da sogra.<br \/>\nNuma clareira perto do acampamento, se depararam com uma cena de arrepiar: a sogra encurralada contra uma pedra gigantesca, e bem na frente dela, um le\u00e3o enorme, parado, olhando fixamente.<br \/>\nA esposa se desesperou:<br \/>\n\u2014 &#8220;<em data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"805\">Oy vey! <\/em><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 14pt;\">(*)<\/span><\/strong><\/span><em data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"805\"> E agora, o que a gente faz?!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em>O marido deu uma olhada calma na cena, abaixou o rifle e disse:<br \/>\n<em>\u2014 &#8220;Nada. O le\u00e3o se meteu nessa confus\u00e3o, ele que resolva!&#8221;<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 14pt;\">(<span style=\"color: #333333;\">\u2217) Oy Vey: express\u00e3o muito usada pelos judeus e que exprime sensa\u00e7\u00e3o de frustra\u00e7\u00e3o, des\u00e2nimo, surpresa e at\u00e9 mesmo afli\u00e7\u00e3o ou agonia.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span lang=\"pt-BR\">\u2014 \u201c\u00c9 bom ter esperan\u00e7a, mas \u00e9 ruim depender dela.\u201d<\/span><span lang=\"pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong><b>Rodney Dangerfield <\/b><\/strong><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004)<strong><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/strong>\u2013 \u201cEu estou ficando t\u00e3o velho que minha seguradora s\u00f3 me manda a metade do calend\u00e1rio.\u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u2014 &#8220;Que o sol e a brisa da primavera te aque\u00e7am e te acariciem como uma ma\u00e7\u00e3, pendurado em uma \u00e1rvore.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25228\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-na-selva-da-vida-cada-um-decide-sozinho\/hojepr-362\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-22.jpg?fit=600%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HojePR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-22.jpg?fit=600%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25228\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-22.jpg?resize=600%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-22.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-22.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/Foto de &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/@luis_moritz?utm_content=creditCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=unsplash&quot;&gt;Luis Mende&lt;\/a&gt; na &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/fotografias\/um-leao-caminhando-por-um-campo-de-grama-seca-GCtjYdo5Dv8?utm_content=creditCopyText&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=unsplash&quot;&gt;Unsplash&lt;\/a&gt;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na Selva da Vida, Cada Um Decide Sozinho&#8230; Um ca\u00e7ador judeu foi fazer um saf\u00e1ri na Europa com a esposa e a sogra. 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