{"id":2589,"date":"2023-03-31T06:47:35","date_gmt":"2023-03-31T09:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=2589"},"modified":"2023-04-02T13:42:37","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T16:42:37","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-salomao-na-audiencia-com-o-juiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-salomao-na-audiencia-com-o-juiz\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Salom\u00e3o na Audi\u00eancia Com o Juiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Salom\u00e3o na Audi\u00eancia Com o Juiz<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Salom\u00e3o recebeu uma intima\u00e7\u00e3o para apresentar-se \u00e0 Corte, na Vara da Fam\u00edlia.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">No dia e hor\u00e1rio marcado, compareceu e foi colocado em frente ao Juiz:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;O senhor foi trazido aqui em raz\u00e3o de estar com 6 meses de atraso no pagamento da pens\u00e3o \u00e0 sua ex-esposa. O senhor est\u00e1 ciente de que esta \u00e9 uma situa\u00e7\u00e3o muito s\u00e9ria?&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E o cara de pau respondeu:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Sim, Merit\u00edssimo, eu reconhe\u00e7o. Mas a culpada \u00e9 minha segunda esposa, Raquel, que vive dizendo que n\u00e3o est\u00e1 muito bem de sa\u00fade e que por isso n\u00e3o consegue trabalhar&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><br \/>\n\u2013 \u201cEnsine sua l\u00edngua a falar &#8216;eu n\u00e3o sei&#8217; em vez de dizer algo que n\u00e3o sabe\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Eddie Cantor\u00a0<\/strong><em>(Edward Israel Iskovitz \u2013 Nova York, 21\/9\/1892 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 10\/10\/1964)<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201cO casamento \u00e9 uma tentativa de resolver juntos os problemas que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o teve quando era solteiro\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong><i>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<\/i><\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cQue caiam todos os teus dentes, menos um para doer e te fazer sofrer\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><em>Se voc\u00ea aprecia a Cultura e o Humor Judaico e gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo.<br \/>\nN\u00c3O COPIE E COLE.<br \/>\nCom isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o desse material.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2590\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-salomao-na-audiencia-com-o-juiz\/salomao-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?fit=960%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Salom\u00e3o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2590\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Salom%C3%A3o.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salom\u00e3o na Audi\u00eancia Com o Juiz Salom\u00e3o recebeu uma intima\u00e7\u00e3o para apresentar-se \u00e0 Corte, na Vara da Fam\u00edlia. No dia e hor\u00e1rio marcado, compareceu e foi colocado em frente ao Juiz: &#8211; &#8220;O senhor foi trazido aqui em raz\u00e3o de estar com 6 meses de atraso no pagamento da pens\u00e3o \u00e0 sua ex-esposa. O senhor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":2590,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Salom\u00e3o na Audi\u00eancia Com o Juiz | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-salomao-na-audiencia-com-o-juiz\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Salom\u00e3o na Audi\u00eancia Com o Juiz | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salom\u00e3o na Audi\u00eancia Com o Juiz Salom\u00e3o recebeu uma intima\u00e7\u00e3o para apresentar-se \u00e0 Corte, na Vara da Fam\u00edlia. 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