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Negociando Com o G\u00eanio<\/strong><\/em>
\n<\/span>Um Rabino encontrou um G\u00eanio da L\u00e2mpada:
\n<\/span>G\u00eanio: \u2014 Eu te garanto um desejo, um \u00fanico, qualquer coisa no mundo.
\nRabino: \u2014 Quero a paz entre Israel e o Ir\u00e3.
\nG\u00eanio: \u2014 Opa… Isso \u00e9 dif\u00edcil. Pense em outra coisa.
\nRabino: \u2014 Bom… Fazer os frequentadores da minha Sinagoga concordarem com a temperatura do ar-condicionado.
\n<\/span>G\u00eanio (depois de pensar um pouco): \u2014 Sabe o que? Vamos ver aquela quest\u00e3o da paz com o Ir\u00e3.<\/span><\/p>\n

A Promessa no Leito de Morte<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\nFrida, no leito de morte, exige que no seu funeral, Samuel, o marido, sente ao lado da sua m\u00e3e. Sem esconder o desagrado com o pedido, ele responde:
\n\u2014 Se voc\u00ea est\u00e1 pedindo, eu fa\u00e7o. Mas saiba que isso vai estragar meu dia.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

O Brinde Vencedor
\n<\/span><\/strong><\/em>O clube de boliche do Chaim ofereceu um pr\u00eamio para o melhor brinde da noite. Quando chegou sua vez Chaim levantou o copo e disse:
\n<\/span>\u2014 Eu quero passar o resto da minha vida entre as pernas da minha esposa!
\n<\/span>E brinde ganhou o pr\u00eamio principal e todos no clube o aplaudiram e parabenizaram.
\n<\/span>Quando chegou em casa Chaim contou para a esposa:<\/span>\u00a0Adivinhe, Sara, ganhei o pr\u00eamio de melhor brinde da noite!<\/span>\u2014 Que bom, Chaim \u2014 responde Sara \u2014 E qual foi o brinde?
\n<\/span>Chaim respondeu:
\n<\/span>\u2014 Brindei ao desejo de passar o resto da minha vida sentado ao lado da minha esposa na sinagoga.
\n<\/span>\u2014 Oh, Chaim… \u2014 disse Sara, emocionada \u2014 que brinde lindo!
\n<\/span>No dia seguinte, a caminho do supermercado do bairro, Sara encontrou um dos amigos do clube de boliche de Chaim. Ao v\u00ea-la, o sujeito perguntou, com um ar ir\u00f4nico:
\n<\/span>\u2014 Oi, Sara. O Chaim te contou que ganhou o primeiro pr\u00eamio ontem \u00e0 noite com um brinde sobre voc\u00ea?
\n<\/span>\u2014 Contou, sim \u2014 respondeu Sara. \u2014 Mas confesso que fiquei surpresa, porque ele s\u00f3 foi l\u00e1 duas vezes nos \u00faltimos seis meses… Na primeira, dormiu. E na segunda, no Yom Kipur, tive que puxar ele pela orelha para ir!<\/span><\/p>\n

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