{"id":26196,"date":"2025-08-08T15:40:21","date_gmt":"2025-08-08T18:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=26196"},"modified":"2025-08-08T15:50:50","modified_gmt":"2025-08-08T18:50:50","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-ate-que-as-coisas-nao-estao-tao-ruins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-ate-que-as-coisas-nao-estao-tao-ruins\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; At\u00e9 Que as Coisas N\u00e3o Est\u00e3o T\u00e3o Ruins"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-turn-id=\"cff0025d-f95d-47d2-a1fc-835c75888397\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\">\n<div class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\">\n<div class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n<div class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\">\n<div class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+&amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"5496655c-784e-48c6-bf02-196a5a2c00cd\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\">\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\">\n<div class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\">\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"122\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>At\u00e9 Que as Coisas N\u00e3o Est\u00e3o T\u00e3o Ruins<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nNa casa de repouso mantida pela comunidade judaica, alguns idosos estavam reunidos. Alguns se entretinham jogando xadrez e outros conversavam sobre os chamados &#8216;achaques da velhice&#8217;, suas dores e limita\u00e7\u00f5es.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Meus bra\u00e7os est\u00e3o t\u00e3o fracos que levantar esta x\u00edcara de caf\u00e9 \u00e9 um sacrif\u00edcio<\/em> &#8211; disse Applebaum.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Sei como \u00e9. Minha catarata est\u00e1 t\u00e3o avan\u00e7ada que eu nem consigo ver meu caf\u00e9<\/em> &#8211; respondeu Shiffman.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>N\u00e3o consigo virar a cabe\u00e7a por causa da artrite no pesco\u00e7o<\/em> \u2013 comentou Markewitz, e v\u00e1rios assentiram com a cabe\u00e7a, lentamente.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Meus comprimidos para press\u00e3o me deixam tonto<\/em> \u2013 contribuiu Himmlefarb.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Caminhar at\u00e9 aqui foi um tormento, meus joelhos me matam<\/em> &#8211; falou Katz.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Voc\u00eas se queixam sem raz\u00e3o, n\u00e3o sabem o que \u00e9 sofrer de pris\u00e3o de ventre<\/em> &#8211; emendou Rifkin.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Acho que esse \u00e9 o pre\u00e7o que pagamos por envelhecer<\/em> \u2013 lamentou Goldberg, balan\u00e7ando a cabe\u00e7a com dificuldade.<br \/>\nEnt\u00e3o, por um instante, fez-se sil\u00eancio.<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>Bem, n\u00e3o \u00e9 t\u00e3o ruim assim, pessoal<\/em> &#8211; disse Rosenbloom, animado. &#8211; <em>Gra\u00e7as a Deus, ainda temos carteira de motorista e todos podemos dirigir<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span lang=\"pt-BR\">&#8211; \u201c\u00c0s vezes uma pessoa pode ser mais forte do que o ferro e mais fraca do que uma mosca.\u201d<\/span><span lang=\"pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><em><strong><b>Woody Allen\u00a0(<i>Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<\/i><br \/>\n<\/b><\/strong>&#8211; \u201c\u00c9 muito dif\u00edcil que teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o e teu c\u00e9rebro trabalhem juntos. 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