{"id":26385,"date":"2025-10-10T18:43:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T21:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=26385"},"modified":"2025-10-12T13:21:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-12T16:21:02","slug":"sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-isso-e-uma-galinha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-isso-e-uma-galinha\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Isso \u00e9 Uma Galinha?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"376\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Yetta, acostumada a preparar o jantar de <em data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"250\">Shabbat<\/em> como a m\u00e3e lhe ensinara, mandou o marido Morris \u00e0 Granja de Aves Molisk<strong data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"331\">i<\/strong> para buscar uma galinha viva, como sempre.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">No caminho de volta, com a ave embaixo do bra\u00e7o, ele passou pelo Teatro Columbia, onde haveria a \u00faltima sess\u00e3o de um velho filme de tema judaico que ele estava morrendo de vontade de ver.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Como n\u00e3o daria tempo de ir em casa e voltar, teve uma ideia: enfiou a galinha viva dentro das cal\u00e7as, comprou o ingresso e entrou no cinema.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Depois de se acomodar, j\u00e1 no escuro, abriu o z\u00edper para que a galinha pudesse respirar e esperou o in\u00edcio da sess\u00e3o.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Sadie, uma senhora judia sentada ao lado dele, cutucou a amiga Becky e cochichou:<\/span><br data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"929\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2014 Psst, Becky\u2026 o homem ao meu lado est\u00e1 com o z\u00edper aberto e o <em data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1003\">schmeckle<\/em> (p\u00eanis) de fora!<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Becky sussurrou de volta:<\/span><br data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1052\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2014 Grande coisa&#8230; a essa altura da vida, voc\u00ea j\u00e1 devia saber que, se viu um, j\u00e1 viu todos!<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E Sadie completou:<\/span><br data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1167\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u2014 Sim, mas esse est\u00e1 comendo a minha pipoca!<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Uma P\u00e9rola da Sabedoria Judaica<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span lang=\"pt-BR\">&#8211; \u201cSe a palavra dele fosse uma ponte, eu n\u00e3o a atravessaria.\u201d<\/span><span lang=\"pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><strong><b>Henny Youngman(<em>Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998<\/em><\/b><\/strong><em><i>)<\/i><strong><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/strong>&#8211; \u201cUma mo\u00e7a\u00a0ficou batendo na porta do meu quarto no hotel a noite toda. Finalmente eu n\u00e3o aguentei e deixei ela sair.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>As Terr\u00edveis Pragas Judaicas<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8211; &#8220;Que a medula de teus ossos seja drenada<span lang=\"pt-PT\">.<\/span>\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-266x266 size-266x266 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3.jpg?resize=266%2C266&#038;ssl=1\" sizes=\"(max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=476%2C476&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=70%2C70&amp;ssl=1 70w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=127%2C127&amp;ssl=1 127w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?resize=125%2C125&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=266%2C266&amp;ssl=1 532w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/HojePR-3-scaled.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=266%2C266&amp;ssl=1 798w\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"266\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/pt-br\/@nighthawkstudio\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-size: 14pt;\">Foto: Unsplash<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yetta, acostumada a preparar o jantar de Shabbat como a m\u00e3e lhe ensinara, mandou o marido Morris \u00e0 Granja de Aves Moliski para buscar uma galinha viva, como sempre. No caminho de volta, com a ave embaixo do bra\u00e7o, ele passou pelo Teatro Columbia, onde haveria a \u00faltima sess\u00e3o de um velho filme de tema [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":26387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Isso \u00e9 Uma Galinha? | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-isso-e-uma-galinha\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica - Isso \u00e9 Uma Galinha? | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Yetta, acostumada a preparar o jantar de Shabbat como a m\u00e3e lhe ensinara, mandou o marido Morris \u00e0 Granja de Aves Moliski para buscar uma galinha viva, como sempre. 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