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Em seguida passava a m\u00e3o na pr\u00f3pria bochecha.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Finalmente, perguntou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Zeide <em><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; color: #333333;\"><strong>(\u2217)<\/strong><\/span><\/em>, foi D&#8217;us que te fez?<\/span><br data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"418\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Sim, meu amor, &#8211; respondeu ele. &#8211; Ele me fez h\u00e1 muito tempo.<\/span><br data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"489\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Ah\u2026 &#8211; ele fez uma pausa. &#8211; E D&#8217;us me fez tamb\u00e9m?<\/span><br data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"548\" data-is-only-node=\"\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Sim, claro &#8211; disse o av\u00f4. &#8211; Ele te fez h\u00e1 pouquinho tempo.<br \/>\nDepois de tocar novamente o pr\u00f3prio rosto e o do av\u00f4, Salom\u00e3o observou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; D&#8217;us est\u00e1 ficando melhor nisso, n\u00e3o est\u00e1?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Quem Sabe a Vov\u00f3 N\u00e3o Pode Aproveitar?&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Morty estava chegando na casa dos av\u00f3s quando reparou que seu av\u00f4 estava sentado na varanda, na cadeira de balan\u00e7o, sem nada da cintura para baixo.<br \/>\nAssustado, perguntou:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Vov\u00f4, o que o senhor est\u00e1 fazendo? &#8211; Porque est\u00e1 assim, praticamente nu?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O velho olhou para o nada e n\u00e3o respondeu. Morty insistiu:<br \/>\n<\/span>&#8211; <span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Vov\u00f4, o que o senhor est\u00e1 passando bem? O que est\u00e1 fazendo sentado aqui sem nada da cintura pra baixo?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O av\u00f4 virou-se lentamente para ele e disse:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Bem\u2026 Semana passada eu sentei aqui sem camisa e fiquei com o pesco\u00e7o duro. 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