    {"id":26585,"date":"2026-02-04T17:05:58","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T20:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=26585"},"modified":"2026-02-05T11:03:46","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T14:03:46","slug":"tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-75","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-75\/","title":{"rendered":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1816\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong data-start=\"1801\" data-end=\"1816\">Jogo R\u00e1pido<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Enquanto assistiam \u00e0 TV, Aron disse para sua esposa, Rose:<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1987\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Voc\u00ea j\u00e1 notou, querida, que o brilho, a excita\u00e7\u00e3o e at\u00e9 o sexo parecem ter desaparecido do nosso casamento?<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1989\" data-end=\"2074\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Espere um pouco, respondeu ela. \u201cVamos falar disso no pr\u00f3ximo intervalo comercial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2081\" data-end=\"2105\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong data-start=\"2085\" data-end=\"2105\">Um Santo Rem\u00e9dio<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Pergunta: O que Sara faz quando acorda com dor de cabe\u00e7a?<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2168\" data-end=\"2215\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Resposta: Manda \u201ca dor de cabe\u00e7a\u201d ir trabalhar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1400\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><strong data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1400\">No M\u00e9dico<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Na primeira consulta:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">M\u00e9dico: O senhor viver\u00e1 at\u00e9 os 80.<\/span><br data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1464\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Paciente: Doutor, eu j\u00e1 estou com quase 80.<\/span><br data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1512\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">M\u00e9dico: Viu s\u00f3? \u00c9 disso que eu estou falando!<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1608\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O m\u00e9dico ouvindo o paciente com o estetosc\u00f3pio:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Paciente: O que eu tenho, doutor?<\/span><br data-start=\"1645\" data-end=\"1648\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">M\u00e9dico: \u00c9 isso que me intriga!<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1706\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O paciente se queixando:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Paciente: Eu escuto uma campainha tocando no meu ouvido.<\/span><br data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1769\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">M\u00e9dico: N\u00e3o atenda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1790\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-266x266 size-266x266\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=266%2C266&#038;ssl=1\" sizes=\"(max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=70%2C70&amp;ssl=1 70w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=127%2C127&amp;ssl=1 127w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=476%2C476&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?resize=125%2C125&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/HojePR-1.png?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"266\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong>Imagem gerada por I.A.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1790\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jogo R\u00e1pido Enquanto assistiam \u00e0 TV, Aron disse para sua esposa, Rose: Voc\u00ea j\u00e1 notou, querida, que o brilho, a excita\u00e7\u00e3o e at\u00e9 o sexo parecem ter desaparecido do nosso casamento? 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