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*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong>\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004)<\/em><\/span>
\n \u2013 \u201cEu estou ficando t\u00e3o velho que minha seguradora s\u00f3 me manda a metade do calend\u00e1rio.”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Tom Lehrer<\/strong>\u00a0(Thomas Andrew Lehrer<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 Nova York, 9\/4\/1928)<\/em><\/span>
\n \u2013 \u201cNo formul\u00e1rio do imposto de renda dizia ‘assinale abaixo se voc\u00ea for cego<\/em>‘. Me deu vontade de marcar uns 5 cent\u00edmetros ao lado.”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Woody Allen<\/b>\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<\/i><\/span>
\n \u2013 \u201cFiz um curso de leitura din\u00e2mica e consegui ler ‘Guerra e Paz<\/em>‘ em 20 minutos. \u00c9 sobre a R\u00fassia.”<\/span><\/p>\n

* Alan King<\/strong> (Irwin Alan Kniberg – Nova York, 26\/12\/1927 – Nova York, 9\/5\/2004)<\/em><\/span>
\n – “Se os bancos confiam tanto nos clientes, porque eles acorrentam as canetas?”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Rita Rudner<\/strong>\u00a0(Rita Rudner \u2013 Miami, 17\/9\/1953)
\n<\/em>\u2013 \u201cEu ia fazer uma cirurgia pl\u00e1stica, at\u00e9 ver que as paredes do consult\u00f3rio do m\u00e9dico estavam cheias de quadros do Picasso.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"
\nFoto: Javi Melia – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004) \u2013 \u201cEu estou ficando t\u00e3o velho que minha seguradora s\u00f3 me manda a metade do calend\u00e1rio.” *\u00a0Tom Lehrer\u00a0(Thomas Andrew Lehrer\u00a0\u2013 Nova York, 9\/4\/1928) \u2013 \u201cNo formul\u00e1rio do imposto de renda dizia ‘assinale abaixo se voc\u00ea for cego‘. 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