{"id":277,"date":"2021-03-08T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-08T23:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/e-dificil-conviver-com-mulher-bem-humorada\/"},"modified":"2021-03-08T20:31:26","modified_gmt":"2021-03-08T23:31:26","slug":"fazendo-graca-no-dia-internacional-da-mulher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/fazendo-graca-no-dia-internacional-da-mulher\/","title":{"rendered":"Fazendo Gra\u00e7a no Dia Internacional da Mulher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Por mais bem humorado que voc\u00ea seja, n\u00e3o se meta a fazer gra\u00e7a com a tua mulher se ela for ga\u00facha e, como eles l\u00e1 costumam dizer, daquelas &#8220;<em>faca-na-bota<\/em>&#8220;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> Na noite de 7 de mar\u00e7o de 2017, passada a meia-noite, portanto j\u00e1 no in\u00edcio do Dia Internacional da Mulher, resolvi fazer gra\u00e7a com a Rosane Cardoso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Dei um beijo nela e disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Hoje \u00e9 o Dia Internacional da Ponta de Costela, n\u00e9?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E ela, de bate-pronto:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;N\u00e3o, \u00e9 o Dia Internacional do Se Eu N\u00e3o Existisse Tu N\u00e3o Serias Nada&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Voc\u00eas n\u00e3o sabem como \u00e9 duro conviver com uma mulher assim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16100\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/fazendo-graca-no-dia-internacional-da-mulher\/das-agruras-de-viver-com-mulher-bem-humorada-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Das Agruras de Viver Com Mulher Bem-Humorada\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16100\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Das-Agruras-de-Viver-Com-Mulher-Bem-Humorada.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por mais bem humorado que voc\u00ea seja, n\u00e3o se meta a fazer gra\u00e7a com a tua mulher se ela for ga\u00facha e, como eles l\u00e1 costumam dizer, daquelas &#8220;faca-na-bota&#8220;. 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Estranhando a cena ele perguntou para onde ela ia, e Yenta respondeu: - \"Estou indo para Las Vegas\".\u00a0 Ainda sem entender, ele perguntou o que ela ia fazer l\u00e1,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/hans-isaacson-MUVL-tjI1U4-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=942%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/hans-isaacson-MUVL-tjI1U4-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=942%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/hans-isaacson-MUVL-tjI1U4-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=942%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/hans-isaacson-MUVL-tjI1U4-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=942%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":26123,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-um-dia-de-mae-como-muitos-outros\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":2},"title":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; Um Dia de M\u00e3e Como Muitos Outros","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"4 de julho de 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Um Dia de M\u00e3e Como Muitos Outros Numa tarde, Max chegou do trabalho e, assim que encostou o carro na garagem, encontrou um verdadeiro caos. Seus dois filhos pequenos estavam no jardim da frente de casa, encharcados, brincando com a mangueira. Havia pacotes de salgadinho, latas de refrigerante e potes\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/HojePR-3-1.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/HojePR-3-1.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/HojePR-3-1.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":26017,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-a-psiquiatria-rabinica\/","url_meta":{"origin":277,"position":3},"title":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; A Psiquiatria Rab\u00ednica","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"30 de maio de 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"A Psiquiatria Rab\u00ednica Shimon vivia atormentado com um problema que n\u00e3o o deixava dormir \u2014 literalmente.\u00a0Todas as noites, ao se deitar, era tomado por um medo terr\u00edvel de que houvesse algu\u00e9m escondido debaixo da cama, pronto para lhe fazer algum mal. 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