{"id":2837,"date":"2017-10-13T18:00:56","date_gmt":"2017-10-13T21:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2017-10-13T16:49:34","modified_gmt":"2017-10-13T19:49:34","slug":"confissao-em-tempos-modernos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/confissao-em-tempos-modernos\/","title":{"rendered":"Confiss\u00e3o em Tempos Modernos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Recebi hoje e ri muito.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u00c9 um v\u00eddeo de 2010 que mostra o que aconteceria no caso de uma improv\u00e1vel &#8220;confiss\u00e3o eletr\u00f4nica&#8221; em uma igreja Cat\u00f3lica.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0ro3im4cIOk\">Vale a pena assistir. Clique aqui<\/a><\/strong><\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0ro3im4cIOk\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2838\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/confissao-em-tempos-modernos\/confessionario\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=960%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Confession\u00e1rio\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2838\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recebi hoje e ri muito. \u00c9 um v\u00eddeo de 2010 que mostra o que aconteceria no caso de uma improv\u00e1vel &#8220;confiss\u00e3o eletr\u00f4nica&#8221; em uma igreja Cat\u00f3lica. 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Faith, rec\u00e9m-formada, cheia de\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-26.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-26.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/HojePR-26.jpg?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19762,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-26\/","url_meta":{"origin":2837,"position":4},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (26)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"21 de julho de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Saul no Hospital Saul pede ao m\u00e9dico para ser transferido para outro hospital. O m\u00e9dico diz: - \"O que est\u00e1 errado? \u00c9 a comida?\" - \"N\u00e3o, a comida \u00e9 boa, n\u00e3o posso reclamar\". - \"\u00c9 o quarto?\" - \"N\u00e3o, o quarto \u00e9 bom, n\u00e3o posso reclamar\". - \"\u00c9 a equipe\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=1050%2C701&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=1050%2C701&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=1050%2C701&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=1050%2C701&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Confession%C3%A1rio.jpg?fit=1050%2C701&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22640,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-47\/","url_meta":{"origin":2837,"position":5},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (47)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"19 de janeiro de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Confiss\u00f5es entre amigas Quatro senhoras judias estavam reunidas jogando cartas, quando uma delas disse: \u2013 \u201cMeninas, eu conhe\u00e7o voc\u00eas h\u00e1 muito tempo e tenho que confessar uma coisa que est\u00e1 me torturando: eu sou cleptoman\u00edaca. 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