{"id":290,"date":"2024-04-10T06:39:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T09:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-preco-de-adao\/"},"modified":"2024-04-11T14:42:08","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T17:42:08","slug":"adao-negociando-com-d-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/adao-negociando-com-d-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Ad\u00e3o Negociando Com D&#8217;us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>Nota do Colunista<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; o Humor Judaico nem sempre \u00e9 &#8220;politicamente correto&#8221;; como qualquer outra forma de humor, algumas vezes cruza a t\u00eanue linha do respeito e da sensibilidade em rela\u00e7\u00e3o a determinados grupos, indiv\u00edduos ou situa\u00e7\u00f5es&#8230; <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Diz a hist\u00f3ria que Ad\u00e3o j\u00e1 tinha sido criado e vagava sozinho pelo Jardim do \u00c9den.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Percebendo que Ad\u00e3o estava entediado, e vendo que n\u00e3o era bom para ele estar sozinho, o Senhor resolveu fazer-lhe uma visita:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; \u201cAd\u00e3o, eu tenho um plano para te deixar muito, muito feliz.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A conversa parecia interessante, e como Ad\u00e3o mostrou-se animado, D&#8217;us prosseguiu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; \u201cEu vou te dar uma companhia, algu\u00e9m que te ajudar\u00e1 em tudo, que satisfar\u00e1 todas as tuas necessidades e desejos. 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