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Observa\u00e7\u00e3o feminina p\u00f3s-casamento<\/strong><\/em>:<\/span>
\nDepois que as mulheres judias se casam, muitas vezes concluem que trocaram as aten\u00e7\u00f5es de muitos homens pela falta de aten\u00e7\u00e3o de um s\u00f3.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jogo R\u00e1pido<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nEnquanto ambos estavam assistindo TV, Aron disse para sua esposa, Rose:
\n– “Voc\u00ea j\u00e1 notou, querida, que o brilho, a excita\u00e7\u00e3o e mesmo o sexo parecem ter desaparecido do nosso casamento?” <\/em>
\n– “Espere um pouco”<\/em> – ela respondeu. – “Vamos falar disso no pr\u00f3ximo intervalo <\/em><\/span>comercial”<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Rem\u00e9dio<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nPergunta: O que Sara faz quando acorda com dor de cabe\u00e7a?<\/span>
\nResposta: Manda “a dor de cabe\u00e7a” ir trabalhar.<\/span><\/p>\n

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