{"id":3163,"date":"2017-10-19T19:00:14","date_gmt":"2017-10-19T21:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=3163"},"modified":"2017-10-19T19:53:00","modified_gmt":"2017-10-19T21:53:00","slug":"os-bebados-no-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/os-bebados-no-taxi\/","title":{"rendered":"Os B\u00eabados no T\u00e1xi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Tr\u00eas amigos sa\u00edram de um bar, j\u00e1 de madrugada, e entraram em um t\u00e1xi. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Acostumado a atender clientes naquele lugar o motorista\u00a0percebeu que todos estavam completamente b\u00eabados, e achou que poderia ganhar um bom dinheiro e se divertir \u00e0 custa deles.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Assim que os tr\u00eas entraram e disseram para onde queriam ir, o motorista ligou o carro, desligou logo em seguida e, virando-se para eles, disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Pronto, chegamos.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">O primeiro deles tirou dinheiro do bolso e sem perguntar quanto era, pagou e desceu. 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