{"id":3283,"date":"2021-01-20T14:31:10","date_gmt":"2021-01-20T17:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2021-01-20T14:31:30","modified_gmt":"2021-01-20T17:31:30","slug":"pilulas-de-humor-judaico-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-6\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (6)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><em><strong>Resumo dos Feriados Judaicos<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8220;Eles tentaram nos matar, n\u00f3s ganhamos, vamos comer.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><em><strong>O morador de rua conversando com a mulher judia:<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, 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