{"id":3396,"date":"2019-07-11T17:17:04","date_gmt":"2019-07-11T20:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=3396"},"modified":"2019-07-11T17:20:04","modified_gmt":"2019-07-11T20:20:04","slug":"frida-boris-e-o-cafe-da-manha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frida-boris-e-o-cafe-da-manha\/","title":{"rendered":"Frida, B\u00f3ris e o Caf\u00e9 da Manh\u00e3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Numa manh\u00e3 de domingo, B\u00f3ris acordou e ainda de pijama foi at\u00e9 a cozinha, onde Frida, a esposa, estava preparando o caf\u00e9 da manh\u00e3. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ele entrou e perguntou, em tom amoroso:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> &#8211; <em>&#8220;O que voc\u00ea est\u00e1 preparando, meu amor?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Virando-se, ela disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Antes de responder voc\u00ea tem que ir comigo para o quarto. 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