{"id":3427,"date":"2019-07-12T17:05:54","date_gmt":"2019-07-12T20:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=3427"},"modified":"2019-07-12T16:50:05","modified_gmt":"2019-07-12T19:50:05","slug":"mauricio-schneiderman-o-atropelado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/mauricio-schneiderman-o-atropelado\/","title":{"rendered":"Mauricio Schneiderman, o Atropelado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt\">Maur\u00edcio Sch<\/span>neiderman de 84 anos foi atingido por um carro e caiu perto da cal\u00e7ada, sangrando.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Um policial que viu a cena pediu o socorro m\u00e9dico e, preocupado com a idade do homem e vendo que o caso era grave, ligou tamb\u00e9m para um padre de uma igreja pr\u00f3xima.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> O padre chegou antes que a ambul\u00e2ncia, abaixou-se e perguntou:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Voc\u00ea acredita no Pai, no Filho e no Esp\u00edrito Santo?&#8221; <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt\">Maur\u00edcio moveu lentamente a cabe\u00e7a, abriu os olhos e disse, olhando para a multid\u00e3o que se aglomerava ao redor:<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> &#8211; <em>&#8220;Aqui estou eu, atropelado, sangrando e \u00e0s portas da morte, e esse cara vem fazer pesquisa!&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3434\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/mauricio-schneiderman-o-atropelado\/siate\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?fit=960%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SIATE\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3434 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/SIATE-1.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maur\u00edcio Schneiderman de 84 anos foi atingido por um carro e caiu perto da cal\u00e7ada, sangrando. 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