    {"id":3814,"date":"2020-12-20T21:27:04","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T00:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=3814"},"modified":"2020-12-20T21:26:39","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T00:26:39","slug":"epitafio-titas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/epitafio-titas\/","title":{"rendered":"Epit\u00e1fio, Tit\u00e3s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20462\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/epitafio-titas\/titas-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Titas.jpg?fit=288%2C175&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"288,175\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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class=\"ujudUb\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Devia ter amado mais<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ter chorado mais<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ter visto o sol nascer<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Devia ter arriscado mais<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E at\u00e9 errado mais<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ter feito o que eu queria fazer<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"ujudUb\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Queria ter aceitado<\/span><br \/>\n<span 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O mais velho perguntou ao mais novo: - \u201cQuem \u00e9 voc\u00ea?\u201d - \u201cEu sou o Messias\" - respondeu o mais novo.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MEDICO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=801%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MEDICO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=801%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MEDICO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=801%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MEDICO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=801%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":23582,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-a-conversa-judaica-no-banheiro\/","url_meta":{"origin":3814,"position":2},"title":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; A Conversa Judaica no Banheiro","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"20 de setembro de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"A Conversa Judaica no Banheiro Em Nova York, no toalete masculino de um shopping center, dois homens estavam lado a lado, no mict\u00f3rio. Antes de terminar o que foi fazer ali, um deles perguntou ao outro: \u2013 \u201cVoc\u00ea \u00e9 judeu, n\u00e3o?\u201d \u2013 \u201cSim\u201d\u00a0\u2013 respondeu o outro. 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Na realidade o pavor era o maior impedimento. Finalmente, vencido pela dor, procurou o profissional, que examinou e deu o diagn\u00f3stico: - \"Jac\u00f3, n\u00e3o tem jeito, vamos ter\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Dentista.jpg?fit=960%2C637&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Dentista.jpg?fit=960%2C637&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Dentista.jpg?fit=960%2C637&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Dentista.jpg?fit=960%2C637&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1896,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/plantar-uma-arvore-escrever-um-livro-e-fazer-um-filho\/","url_meta":{"origin":3814,"position":4},"title":"Plantar uma \u00c1rvore, Escrever um Livro e Fazer um Filho","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"21 de setembro de 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Os antigos diziam que um homem devia fazer tr\u00eas coisas para sentir-se completo: \u201cPlantar uma \u00e1rvore, ter um filho e escrever um livro\u201d. \u00c1rvores, plantei 1.600.000 (sim, um milh\u00e3o e seiscentas mil!); j\u00e1 mencionei isso aqui, \"ao passante\", e um dia voltarei ao tema. 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