{"id":3833,"date":"2021-05-03T12:30:24","date_gmt":"2021-05-03T15:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=3833"},"modified":"2021-05-03T12:31:19","modified_gmt":"2021-05-03T15:31:19","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (22)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>* Jack Benny<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Benjamin Kubelsky \u2013 Chicago, 14\/2\/1894 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 26\/12\/1974)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> &#8211; &#8220;Me d\u00ea um clube de golfe, ar fresco e uma bela parceira; a\u00ed voc\u00ea pode pode ficar com o clube de golfe e o ar fresco&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>*\u00a0<\/strong><b>Woody Allen<\/b>\u00a0<em>(<\/em><i>Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<br \/>\n<\/i>&#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 muito dif\u00edcil que teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o e teu c\u00e9rebro trabalhem juntos. 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