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1\u00aa – LEI DA PROCURA INDIRETA\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
\n\u2022 O modo mais r\u00e1pido de encontrar uma coisa \u00e9 procurar outra (voc\u00ea sempre encontra aquilo que n\u00e3o est\u00e1 procurando). <\/span><\/p>\n

2\u00aa – LEI DA ATRA\u00c7\u00c3O DE PART\u00cdCULAS
\n<\/strong><\/span><\/em>\u2022\u00a0Toda part\u00edcula que voa sempre encontra um olho aberto.<\/span><\/p>\n

3\u00aa – LEI DAS UNIDADES DE MEDIDA<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>
\n\u2022 Se estiver escrito “Tamanho \u00danico”<\/em>, \u00e9 porque n\u00e3o serve em ningu\u00e9m, muito menos em voc\u00ea. <\/span><\/p>\n

4\u00aa – LEI DA GRAVIDADE<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>
\n\u2022 Se voc\u00ea consegue manter a cabe\u00e7a enquanto \u00e0 sua volta todos est\u00e3o perdendo, provavelmente voc\u00ea n\u00e3o est\u00e1 entendendo a gravidade da situa\u00e7\u00e3o. <\/span><\/p>\n

5\u00aa – LEI DOS CURSOS, PROVAS E AFINS<\/strong>\u00a0<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2022 80% da prova final ser\u00e1 baseada na \u00fanica aula a que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o compareceu e os outros 20% ser\u00e1 baseada no \u00fanico livro que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o leu.<\/span><\/p>\n

6\u00aa – LEI DA RELATIVIDADE DOCUMENTADA
\n<\/strong><\/em>\u2022 Nada \u00e9 t\u00e3o f\u00e1cil quanto parece, nem t\u00e3o dif\u00edcil quanto a explica\u00e7\u00e3o do manual.<\/span><\/p>\n

7\u00aa – LEI DAS FILAS E DOS ENGARRAFAMENTOS<\/strong>\u00a0<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2022 A fila do lado sempre anda mais r\u00e1pido. <\/span>
\n\u2022 Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: n\u00e3o adianta mudar de fila. A outra \u00e9 sempre mais r\u00e1pida. <\/span><\/p>\n

8\u00aa – <\/strong><\/em>LEI DA QUEDA LIVRE<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\n\u2022 Qualquer esfor\u00e7o para agarrar um objeto em queda provoca mais destrui\u00e7\u00e3o do que se o deix\u00e1ssemos cair naturalmente.<\/span>
\n\u2022 Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: a probabilidade de o p\u00e3o cair com o lado da manteiga virado para baixo \u00e9 proporcional ao valor do carpete.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

9\u00aa – LEI DO ESPARADRAPO<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\n\u2022 Existem dois tipos de esparadrapo: o que n\u00e3o gruda e o que n\u00e3o sai.<\/span><\/p>\n

10\u00aa – LEI DA MEDICINA<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\n\u2022 Uma pessoa saud\u00e1vel \u00e9 aquela que n\u00e3o foi suficientemente examinada. <\/span>
\n\u2022 Tudo que \u00e9 bom na vida \u00e9 ilegal, imoral, engorda ou engravida. <\/span><\/p>\n

11\u00aa –\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span>LEI DA TELEFONIA<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
\n\u2022 Quando te ligam, se voc\u00ea tem caneta, n\u00e3o tem papel. Se tiver papel, n\u00e3o tem caneta. Se tiver ambos, ningu\u00e9m liga. <\/span>
\n\u2022 Quando voc\u00ea liga para n\u00fameros errados de telefone, eles nunca est\u00e3o ocupados. <\/span>
\n\u2022 Par\u00e1grafo \u00fanico: Todo corpo mergulhado numa banheira ou debaixo do chuveiro faz tocar o telefone.<\/span><\/p>\n

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