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* Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong>\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004)
\n<\/em>– “Eu falei para o dentista que meus dentes estavam ficando amarelos; ele me disse para usar uma gravata marrom”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0<\/strong>(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York, 28\/6\/1926)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Mau gosto \u00e9 dizer a verdade antes do momento em que ela deve ser dita”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Jack Benny\u00a0<\/strong>(Benjamin Kubelsky \u2013 Chicago, 14\/2\/1894 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 26\/12\/1974)<\/em>
\n– “Sei que n\u00e3o mere\u00e7o este premio, mas tenho artrite e tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o mere\u00e7o.”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Meu cunhado morreu. Ele era um especialista em carat\u00ea e entrou no ex\u00e9rcito. Na primeira vez que prestou contin\u00eancia, matou-se”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Groucho Marx<\/strong>\u00a0(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977)
\n– “Eu lembro a primeira vez em que fiz sexo; eu guardei o recibo”.<\/em><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Eliza28diamonds – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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* Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004) – “Eu falei para o dentista que meus dentes estavam ficando amarelos; ele me disse para usar uma gravata marrom”. *\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York, 28\/6\/1926) – “Mau gosto \u00e9 dizer a verdade antes do momento em que ela deve ser dita”. *\u00a0Jack 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