{"id":4323,"date":"2019-08-03T17:56:38","date_gmt":"2019-08-03T20:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4323"},"modified":"2019-08-03T18:19:50","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T21:19:50","slug":"o-velho-samuel-o-medico-e-o-cacador-de-ursos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-velho-samuel-o-medico-e-o-cacador-de-ursos\/","title":{"rendered":"O Velho Samuel, o M\u00e9dico e o Ca\u00e7ador de Ursos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Samuel, um idoso de 89 anos, estava fazendo seu exame m\u00e9dico anual. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Dr. Boris, que o atendia h\u00e1 muitos anos,\u00a0perguntou como ele estava se sentindo:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Nunca estive t\u00e3o bem. 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