{"id":4477,"date":"2021-05-24T12:05:11","date_gmt":"2021-05-24T15:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4477"},"modified":"2021-05-24T12:06:24","modified_gmt":"2021-05-24T15:06:24","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (24)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<strong>Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> \u2013 \u201cUma mo\u00e7a\u00a0ficou batendo na porta do meu quarto no hotel a noite toda. 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