{"id":4531,"date":"2021-01-26T19:27:41","date_gmt":"2021-01-26T22:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4531"},"modified":"2021-01-26T19:29:43","modified_gmt":"2021-01-26T22:29:43","slug":"jacob-e-a-indecisao-de-sara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jacob-e-a-indecisao-de-sara\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacob e a Indecis\u00e3o de Sara"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4532\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jacob-e-a-indecisao-de-sara\/marido\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Marido.jpg?fit=318%2C159&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"318,159\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Marido\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Marido.jpg?fit=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Marido.jpg?fit=318%2C159&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4532 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Marido.jpg?resize=300%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Marido.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Marido.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Jacob e Sara estavam discutindo e ela, num rompante de raiva, mandou-o embora de casa. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ele subiu ao quarto para fazer a mala e quando desceu, ainda antes que de abrir a porta da casa para sair, ela se aproximou e gritou:<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0<em>&#8220;Eu quero que voc\u00ea tenha uma vida sem alegria e uma morte horr\u00edvel, lenta e com muito sofrimento.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Jacob largou a mala no ch\u00e3o e respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Sara, voc\u00ea tem que se decidir. 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