{"id":4562,"date":"2019-08-15T18:46:15","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T21:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4562"},"modified":"2019-08-15T18:46:31","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T21:46:31","slug":"da-sara-e-a-preocupacao-com-o-remedio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-sara-e-a-preocupacao-com-o-remedio\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00aa Sara e a Preocupa\u00e7\u00e3o Com o Rem\u00e9dio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4566\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-sara-e-a-preocupacao-com-o-remedio\/receituario-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?fit=1050%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1050,700\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Receituario\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4566\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Receituario-1.jpg?w=1050&amp;ssl=1 1050w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">D\u00aa Sara, com 80 anos, estava sob os cuidados do Dr. Myers. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Um dia ela telefonou para o m\u00e9dico:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Dr. Myers, eu queria confirmar uma coisa: o rem\u00e9dio que o senhor me receitou \u00e9 para tomar o resto da minha vida?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211;\u00a0&#8220;Eu lamento dizer que sim, D\u00aa Sara&#8221; <\/em>&#8211; ele disse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Do outro lado ela esperou alguns segundos e disse:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Eu estava pensando no quanto minha situa\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 grave e quanto tempo eu tenho de vida&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Sem compreender porque a paciente disse aquilo, ele perguntou:<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0<em>&#8220;Desculpe, D\u00aa Sara, mas n\u00e3o entendi: porque a senhora ficou preocupada?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E ela respondeu:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Porque no frasco do rem\u00e9dio que mandei manipular veio escrito que eles n\u00e3o repetem receitas&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00aa Sara, com 80 anos, estava sob os cuidados do Dr. Myers. 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